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opticmistic

23 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Somewhere in-between almost failing math class in 5th grade and being grossed out in biology in high school I thought it would be fitting to become an engineer. And now after the blood, sweat, and tears of two engineering degrees, I get to design telescopes for NASA! (take that 5th grade math teacher who I can't remember!!). Needless to say my job is out of this world! hehe

Some tidbits of my life:
I've recently upgraded form the air-guitar to the real thing! Now if only I had room to upgrade my air-drum kit...

My version of St. Paddy's Day usually involves a box of Lucky Charms, a bottle of Jameson, and watching Good Will Hunting.

I'm learning to play volleyball and have progressed from the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man stage to the jump and dive like a ballerina stage.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Worshiping Neil deGrasse Tyson

Wishing I was still in orchestra just to play the Game of Thrones theme song

Cooking elaborate meals in the world's smallest kitchen

Watching old episodes of SpongeBob just to laugh uncontrollably
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding good local food, and then eating it

Pretending like I know the lyrics to a song, and singing it anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman!, A Short History of Nearly Anything, The Power of Habit

Shows: Sherlock, House of Cards, Chopped, Iron Chef, Colbert Report, Avatar the Last Airbender, and of course SpongeBob

Food: Anything from Sushi to Pizza. If you tell me it's edible and delicious I will give it a try. There's a special place in my stomach for a good bagel with lox and cream cheese.

Music: My music taste is all over the place. Some days I listen to a little John Coltrane or Dave Brubeck followed by A Tribe Called Quest and People Under the Stairs. The next day will start with some Passion Pit, or Holy Ghost! and transition to Red Hot Chili Peppers and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I also played classical violin for ~8 years so a little Mozart or Beethoven is a must.

Movies: Good Will Hunting, Wall-E, Up, The Italian Job, Memento, Fight Club, Dallas Buyers Club, Gravity. I like a lot of different movies except horror films.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how is it that people can think? like right now... weird
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Somewhere in-between raising the roof and sleeping at home. I like to keep my options open.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may have shed a tear or two watching Toy Story 3.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're ok with Pluto not being a planet.

yup that's pretty much the only qualification I ask for.