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optimistcrime

37 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Esperanto (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
apparently I'm a moderator here LOL!!

I want to know what makes you so pretty inside.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wishing you were into girls
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my home cookin'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
hunter s thompson, yes; kurt vonnegut, no
bourbon, yes; scotch, no
reservoir dogs, yes; kill bill, no
fisher king, yes; brazil, no
morrissey, yes; radiohead, no
sleater kinney, no; abbot kinney, also no
daniel pinkwater, yes; david sedaris, no
fleetwood mac, yes; tom petty, no
syrah, yes; pinot noir, no
jefferson airplane is incomparable
monterey california, yes; john steinbeck, no
cauliflower, yes; broccoli, no
GNR, forever; dave matthews, never
anything raw/organic/vegan, yes; anything raw/organic/meat, also yes
christian slater, yes; leonardo di caprio, no

more yes stuff even tho none of this has anything to do with a successful relationship/fucking/friendship:

aleksandr solzhenitsyn, gabriel garcia marquez, Charles Eisenstain's Ascent of Humanity, Richard Wright's The Logic of Human Destiny, T. Colin Campbell's The China Study

fifth element, run lola run, heathers, swingers, blade runner, office space, zach galifianakis, richard pryor, the godfather, the replacement killers, the office, coupling

boards of canada, VU, the stooges, cream, Adam Freeland, jacques the ripper, flight of the conchords, placebo, röyksopp, bass nectar, jimi hendrix, beats antique, sinatra, beastie boys, soylent gringo, tom waits, prince, ridley, portishead, massive attack, leonard cohen covers, tricky, mazzy star, johnny dowd, jon spencer blues, gorillaz, das efx, dire straits, demon seed lovers, seven hearts, astarius, betty's wig

basil, mushrooms, oregano, rod rotondi and his awesome leaf cuisine, lamb, rabbit, sushi, quinoa, coconut, pineapple, watermelon, peaches, porto's, gin

1970's french vampire movies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
solemnity
forbearance
hospitality
vegetables
genus agave
the ability to count to five
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to complete sentences.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love you
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you should probably just go ahead and message me