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oraclemachine

28 Hamden, CT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"...6

We are pressed, pressed on each other,
We will be told at once
Of anything that happens

And the discovery of fact bursts
In a paroxysm of emotion
Now as always. Crusoe

We say was
‘Rescued’.
So we have chosen.

7

Obsessed, bewildered

By the shipwreck
Of the singular

We have chosen the meaning
Of being numerous..."

—George Oppen, from "Of Being Numerous"

I am a degenerate, vicious, and a dilettante.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
...That's a very good question.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Breathing (actually, I'm not very good at that). Due Diligence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Wonderboys by Michael Chabon
Crash by David Cronenberg
The Venture Brothers
Surfer Rosa by The Pixies
Indian food at a restaurant as yet unspecified
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aesthetics. Politics. Rhetoric. Tits. Poetry. Robots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aesthetics. Politics. Rhetoric. Tits. Poetry. Robots and Fireworks
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk, or watching old movies and eating takeout, or getting arrested, or writing, or reading, or trying to determine precisely what constitutes a "typical Friday night," or wandering around. Some of these are more typical than others.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pathologically honest about myself. This makes playing poker difficult and small talk very interesting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you actually found this profile interesting, or my minimalism endearing. Also, if you want to message me, for whatever reason, (for instance, if you want to talk about my username.)

Or, if you want to complain about modernism.