Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We are pressed, pressed on each other,
We will be told at once
Of anything that happens
And the discovery of fact bursts
In a paroxysm of emotion
Now as always. Crusoe
We say was
So we have chosen.
By the shipwreck
Of the singular
We have chosen the meaning
Of being numerous..."
—George Oppen, from "Of Being Numerous"
I am a degenerate, vicious, and a dilettante.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
...That's a very good question.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Breathing (actually, I'm not very good at that). Due
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Wonderboys by Michael Chabon
Crash by David Cronenberg
The Venture Brothers
Surfer Rosa by The Pixies
Indian food at a restaurant as yet unspecified
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aesthetics. Politics. Rhetoric. Tits. Poetry. Robots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aesthetics. Politics. Rhetoric. Tits. Poetry. Robots and Fireworks
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk, or watching old movies and eating takeout, or getting
arrested, or writing, or reading, or trying to determine precisely
what constitutes a "typical Friday night," or wandering around.
Some of these are more typical than others.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pathologically honest about myself. This makes playing poker
difficult and small talk very interesting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you actually found this profile interesting, or my minimalism
endearing. Also, if you want to message me, for whatever reason,
(for instance, if you want to talk about my username.)
Or, if you want to complain about modernism.
Who are you looking for?
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