Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a straight white male that is married and deeply in love with
the woman of my dreams. We are looking for Bi women as well as
couples that are looking for some incredible adult fun. Check her
out on here. Her screen name is CrystalPhaedra.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to maintain and just get by in this goofy world. Also, I am
wondering how many more words it will take to get me to 1,000 in my
profile since that seems to be the number that the site wants, lol.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving oral. Really, really good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My genuine smile. Also, most people tell me I look 4-5 years
younger than I am. (I hated that when I was younger, but I knew
that would be a good thing later in life).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not so big on the first two, but have very strong opinions on the
other two. I love food. I tend to be a little particular about my
food, but if there is something I love, you'll know it. Music means
quite a bit to me. I have a somewhat varied taste in music.
However, it does not include what most would see as popular by
today's standards. I love hard rock, ska, big band jazz but will
listen to classical and other forms of jazz as well. If you are
looking for a list of specific bands, here you go: Godsmack,
Disturbed and Metallica. Those are my top 3 favorite harder bands.
Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger and Less Than Jake would round out the
ska portion. Glenn Miler, Count Basie and Frank Sinatra would be my
top 3 in the jazz realm. There are many more, but I am not
interested in typing that much, nor are you probably interested in
reading that much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good food
2. Oral sex (giving and receiving)
3. My computer
4. My friends
5. A job that I truly enjoy (thankfully I have this)
6. Did I mention oral sex, lol? Ok, then music.
Now I have to add a 7th thing...I have recently become addicted to
karaoke. I have found it to be a greatly enjoyable experience, even
though there are the occasional terrible singers/songs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ok, let's get the obvious one out of the way, sex. Like I said
before, love my music and love good food. Therefore, I think quite
a bit about those two things as well.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being that I work in retail, I work most every Saturday, so
weekends for me aren't like weekends for most people. But when I do
head out my wife and I are out singing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I thought long and hard about what I could put here, but I am an
open book, so whatever you may want to know, just ask.
You should message me if
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You want a fun and quite pleasurable time with an attractive, nice,
decent and fun couple.
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