Welcome to my profile.
Can I offer you a coffee?

Wanna watch a little youtube together? I can show you my favorite funny kids in the hall sketches and you can show me your favorite viral video.

A little about me:

I constantly rearrange my furniture. The fresh perspective on my space that it provides fills the many gaps that religion left behind.

I am interested in meditation, and I practice it often. Slowing down helps me think more about life and love and less about my next facebook status.

Cooking, hosting gatherings, and sharing humiliating stories about myself come naturally to me.

I am fascinated by humour and comedians. I love stand-up comedy. I love George Carlin, Chris Rock, Louis C.K., Bill HIcks, Andy Kauffman, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Gilbert Godfrey, Larry David and others.

I am most interested in cultivating relationships, the hard ones can often be the most rewarding. I am interested in surrounding myself with people who know who they are, it helps me know who I am.

a phd, owning a home, having a second and third job, taking care of an amazing dog.

Also, I live to make ppl laugh. Not in a this-is-boring-Bob-Sagget kinda way, but in a Sarcastic-you-have-to-think-about-it-way.

clear communication about my needs. coming up with ideas. doing my hair.

I'm fat. That I have girlish freckles, green eyes and naturally red lips.

Brandon Hardesky. Look him up on youtube.

Favorite Movies:
Juno, Anything Wes Anderson, Anything Ferrely Brothers, Georgia Rule, Riding in Cars with Boys, The Birdcage, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, The lord of the Rings, Anything by Kevin Smith, Angels in America, Deloras Claiborne, Forrest Gump, The Sandlot, Goonies. I heart Huckabees, My big fat greek wedding, The Queen, Old School, Talladega nights, Rent, Everything by Mike Myers pre-Shrek, One flew Over the Cookoo's nest, Caddyshack, The Big Lebowski, LA Story, Once, Ratatouille, Superbad. Friends with money

I have enjoyed novels by Will Ferguson, Thomas King, Richard Wagamese, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Margaret Lawrence, Ian McEwen, Jean Genet Jon Kabat-Zinn, Jack Kornfield, Viktor E. Frankl, Eddie Joe Cotton. I read lots of philosophy: de Beauvoir, Kierkegaard, Sartre, Kant, Descartes, Camus, and so on and so forth until the end of time.
I have also read a select few fantasy sci-fi ish type novels including: THe lord of the rings series, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy and a Terry Pratchett novel or two

Friends
my dog
my family
passion
coffee
creativity

Depth psychology

I am also here to make friends, so if anyone is interested in psychology, art, gardening, dogs, and things of that nature please message me!

at a starbucks reading...then some late night grocery shopping when the stores are slow. Or having beers with friends and neighbours. Gardening. Reading. Meditating.

today is a gift

you like dogs and you celebrate strong women.

you like art (not just like people to think you like art - you won't find that offensive if you know the difference).

you know how to cook but would let me do it anyways. :)

you understand what it means to own your feelings.

you have interesting body language.

you see that I looked at your profile but didn't message you. I usually want to talk at least a bit with everyone I look at, I just don't send messages. This is strange because I'm not shy. Perhaps I am a little internet dating cautious/introverted. Hard to say.

Thanks for reading to the end!