I admire nature despite how cruel it might seem at times. Up in the
tree, on the high branch, mama bird will take care of her chicks in
the nest. But the day will come when she will push them out. Each
chick will have to spread its wings and learn to fly or land softly
in a bowl of flour and a mix of herbs and spices.
Old people shouldn't be allowed to drive. I was at an intersection
and this old lady was stopped in front of me even though the light
had turned green. I honked a few times. She got out slowly and
walked towards me. She got in front of me, in between our two cars.
Just starring at me. When she raised her arm, that's when I noticed
the AK47 so I slammed on the gas. I hit her car and she got crushed
at the legs. There was steam coming out of my hood as she slowly
raised her head. She looked annoyed and angry. As she reached for
her assault rifle, I shifted in reverse. She punched through the
hood and hung on for a moment before I could shake her off. My
car's practically totaled. Old people are armed, hard to kill and
susceptible to road rage. That's why they shouldn't be allowed to
Driving through Toronto in a rented car. My brain is going to
associate Toronto to "new car smell". I imagine it would be pleased
Look on the bright side or you won't be released from the psych
I think I speak for everyone when I say I don't know where we are
and I don't know who's sliding the food through that hole in the
door every morning. Has anyone tried screaming for help?
Beware gay marriage. If gays are allowed to reproduce then they
will produce super-gays. This will confuse heteros and jeopardise
their reproduction. You have been warned.
Life comes in a box. It's ok to play with the box.
When I was a kid, I figured the hardest part of being a dad would
be to come up with a bed time story every night. Reading from a
book would be unacceptable. It would have to be original and
imaginative material or else the kid's growth would be stunted. The
"Winnie the Pooh" and "The Hobbit" stories came from Dads doing
their nightly duties. Their kids must be seven feet tall. There's a
podcast where in each episode a different panel of professional
writers discuss their process for coming up with a large number of
stories on a regular basis. I recommend it for all you
writers/parents out there.
This world is rather boring. I'm afraid I'm going to have to be
There are no naked photos of me on the internet. I'm more than a
little hurt that the internet keeps deleting them all.
One of my aunts recently lost her boyfriend. She's in her late
70's. They'd been together for about 10 years but they first met
when they were about 16. They lost touch soon after that but he
never forgot her. Every time he went back to the old neighborhood,
he'd ask about her. Eventually they both got married to different
people. She got divorced and never remarried. After his wife died,
he got in touch with her and they were together till the end.