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orangefruitloop

29 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:38am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Writer, nonprofit worker, super into JUSTICE!! and still feeling new to NYC, even though I've been here for nearly two years now (I moved here from Houston). I enjoy books (of most genres), writing, adventure games, exploration, terrible movies (particularly horror), RPGs (tabletop and otherwise), comics (on and off), British TV, doodling and more. Oh, and I'm mad about board games. GIVE ME CATAN OR GIVE ME DEATH (that doesn't make any sense, whatever). My only exposure to Battlestar Galactica is the board game. Just thought you should know.

I'm a shy extrovert, or maybe a shy introvert these days, I can't tell the difference anymore. I do love being around people, but it sometimes takes me a while to open up to new folks. I laugh way more than a person should, so if you find that off-putting, SORRY? Also, I'm a huge liberal, left-wing, bleeding heart softy, and it's kind of important to me (and by "kind of" I mean "extremely"). I'm fairly impulsive, impatient and indulgent, since I believe we've only got one life to live (how's THAT for a cliche?), so we might as well do what makes us happy right now. On the downside, this makes me pretty terrible with money. Whoops.

One day, I want to set aside some studio space to make muppets. This will be a challenge because I can't sew and I'm not the craftiest person. But I love puppets of all kinds; they fascinate me.

I have recently started playing World of Warcraft again. Oh no. On the upside, I've finally hit level 90. I have a love/hate relationship with Timeless Isle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing for a nonprofit behavioral healthcare organization and taking care of two nightmare cats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being extremely indecisive about day-to-day decisions like "WHAT DO I WANT TO EAT???" Screaming about things that enrage me. Making character sheets for RPGs and then never using them. I'm a good enough writer to get paid to do it, yet I can't really write about myself very well, so this is what you get.

My old response to this question was "procrastination," which is still accurate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I play a mean bass guitar. (In Rock Band.) (The video game.) (Please don't ask me to join your band, because I can't actually play any instruments that aren't game controllers.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In no particular order...

Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, American Psycho (I don't like any of the violence, racism and misogyny in the book, just the social satire scenes. So basically, half of the book goes on this list, and the other half I can leave.), We3 (graphic novels count), Island of the Sequined Love Nun, The Stupidest Angel, The Princess Bride, and I'm certainly forgetting a bunch. For nonfiction, I enjoy Noam Chomsky and The New Jim Crow. Lost my copy of A People's History of the United States, so I'm stuck in limbo with that.

I also forgot to mention that I love Harry Potter, Watchmen, got really into the New 52 Batwoman (I accidentally dropped it when I moved to New York, though), and I'll add to this when I remember more. I'm just appalled at myself for forgetting those two. Oh, and I thoroughly enjoyed the Curse Workers series and the Hunger Games. I gobbled them up pretty quickly.

Currently reading: The Life on Mars novelizations. HAHAHA, TALK ABOUT GEEKY.

I'm also forever trying to read Ulysses. But I keep getting interrupted by other books and have to start over again. Ulysses is my white whale. I will conquer it one day.

Movies: Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Labyrinth, Aliens, Stand By Me, Star Wars, Dellamorte Dellamore/Cemetery Man, 28 Days Later, Revengers Tragedy, (500) Days of Summer, Inception, anything with muppets, 21 Jump Street, Looper, Hot Fuzz, Princess Bride, Zombieland. I also love love love Street Fighter and GI Joe: Rise of Cobra and other universally panned movies.

Music: Frank Zappa, She & Him, Rilo Kiley, The Decemberists, The Pogues, Jonathan Coulton, Jasiri X, Asylum Street Spankers, Regurgitator, Social Distortion, Bob Dylan, DAVID BOWIE (how could I forget him?).

Currently stuck in my head: Zomby Woof by Frank Zappa.

TEEVEE: Parks and Recreation, Community, New Girl, Game of Thrones, Life on Mars, Doctor Who, The Wire, Misfits, Luther, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood, Orange is the New Black (I consumed it in days), Once Upon a Time. I've recently started marathoning My Cat From Hell, thanks Netflix. And you can add American Horror Story: Asylum to that marathoning list. I really liked American Horror Story: Coven, despite some storytelling flaws, in large part due to its focus on women.

Food: Korean, because I'm biased towards my people. Also sushi. And Tex-Mex.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My monstrous cats
2. The internet
3. Eyeliner
4. Something to read. I'll read just about anything.
5. Queso and Korean food, although not together
6. Human contact
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I can't find queso in New York. And why my cats only like to make biscuits on my BARE SKIN.

And politics. Race. Gender. The prison-industrial complex. Society at large.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to wander around Union Square a lot. Mainly because there's stuff to do and it's right on the line that goes to my apartment. Lazy adventuring! I am trying to branch out, though, and start exploring Brooklyn more, since I... live here.

Also, let's be real, I spend many Fridays writing fiction and watching the kitten cam.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm probably best described as a bi-romantic asexual. *SAD TROMBONE FOR ANYONE LOOKING TO GET LAID* I'm still sorting it out. I don't know how accurate the term "asexual" is for me, but I do know that I have no sex drive, at all. Cuddling and kissing is totally fine. Sex is not. (You may notice that some of my answers to the OKC quizzy questions are all "yeah, sex." That's because I answered them a very, very long time ago, before I came to terms with my total lack of a sex drive. SORRY ABOUT THAT.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think we're compatible human beings. Bonus if you're really passionate about something, like social justice. Also, being a geek helps.

I'm also really interested in making new friends, so if you're down with totally platonic friendships, go ahead and message me!

I'm trying really hard not to add a "don't message me if..." paragraph, because I know people will just do whatever I ask them not to do anyway.