I leave my underwear laying around. Dirty ones.
I will not do laundry, or dishes and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you a dentist looks foward to crooked teeth. I want you to enjoy it like an emo kid enjoys girl pants. I think you get the picture.
I'm sensitive, negative, unconfident, have extrodanarily low self esteem, not spontaneous, close minded, hate surprises, dont share, have no respect for anyone or anything, talk like a sailor, have poor manners, unlucky, unfunny, and am fugly. Im rude, have bad taste, dress like a bum, never shower. And am unambitious. I don't give gifts, don't go on dates, hate outside and think all animals suck balls. And I'm poor. I'm so poor I can't even afford to pay attention.
POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:
1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies. Picking my nose. Play video games and never leave the house. Eating from the trash.
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich person to take care of me.
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit.
4. Your taste in music – the Beatles, pussycat dolls, Enya, and Owl City.
OK people, waiting for your emails…go
I'm naturally and artificially flavored.