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28 Greenville, SC Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 27
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an asshole, though I'm recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door just to laugh. I expect you to take care of me, cook for me, massage me and clean up after me 24/7.
I leave my underwear laying around. Dirty ones.
I will not do laundry, or dishes and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like a dentist looks foward to crooked teeth. I want you to enjoy it like an emo kid enjoys girl pants. I think you get the picture.
I'm overly sensitive, needy, negative, unconfident, have extrodanarily low self esteem, not spontaneous, close minded, hate surprises, dont share, have no respect for anyone or anything, talk like a sailor, have poor manners, unlucky, unfunny, and am fugly. Im rude, have bad taste, dress like a bum, never shower. And am unambitious. I don't give gifts, don't go on dates, hate outside and think all animals suck balls. And I'm poor. I'm so poor I can't even afford to pay attention.
POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:
1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies. Picking my nose. Play video games and never leave the house. Eating from the trash.
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich person to take care of me.
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit.
4. Your taste in music – the Beatles, pussycat dolls, Enya, and Owl City.

OK people, waiting for your emails…go

I'm naturally and artificially flavored.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a computer technician. I want to save up and travel the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography. Art (As in drawing and painting.) Anything technical. I can make cricket sounds like nobody's business.
pretending I can guess your shirt's fabric content.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I have blue in my hair, I have a lip piercing, I'm very short and like a chihuahua think I'm bigger than I really am. Also my eyes. People always talk about my eyes. Yes they are on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dear Jesus. Name something. Anything. I don't really have a favorite. I love comic based action movies. Or really good thinking movies. And basically anything with pages I'll read it. Love Robert Jordan wheel of time, Harry Potter, if you MENTION Twilight I'll cut you. Shit. I mentioned it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A shower
Food (love me some food.)
Eyesight (The better to see you with)
Hearing (The better to hear you with)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being rich and where I would go and what I would do.
Why don't more animals have hands? Hands are amazing.
What do people in China call their good plates?
What would life be like if I got everything I wanted, including a life time supply of kit Kats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. Watching a movie. Hanging out with my Best friend. Foot maintenance. Talking to my dogs about the philosophical wonderings of Plato and Confucius. Working. Wondering what I should do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Youre sexy, smart, fit and fun. I dont think thats too much to ask.

Also You like everything in a person that's opposite of my about me.