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organised_mess

32 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a slightly contrasting character: I can be rather lazy at times, but I'm also fairly active - I'm one of the most unhealthy people to run the London marathon and play football a couple of times a week. I can't sit still for long but I work at a desk.
I generally work in the city but my crumpled appearance doesn't quite fit. I'm confident but sometimes quiet.

I love a gig and a giggle and experiencing something new. But I generally find my favourite nights are down the pub, drinks and irreverent conversation flowing. I'm most content with a pint in hand and good company.

I'm not a huge fan of text speak or American spellings. When MS Word suggests I've spelt 'colour' wrong or auto-corrects 'ise' to 'ize', a little piece of me dize.
What I’m doing with my life
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Assessing the current and taking opportunities when they arise.

Work wise I'm a corporate fraud investigator, which has kept me plenty busy over the past few years. It can also involve a fair amount of travelling, which is always nice when someone else pays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting a round in. Avoiding work and other chores. Hanging around with people much cooler than me. Giving in to temptation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't; I move rather stealthily...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Brave New World, To Kill a Mockingbird, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Man that Mistook his Wife for a Hat, anything by Roald Dahl. Does The Guardian count?
Film: 12 Angry Men, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Naked Gun, most things Coen Brothers-esque.
Music: The National, Belle & Sebastian, Nick Drake, Blitzen Trapper and the ilk.
Shows: Blackadder, Arrested Development, Red Dwarf, Peep Show, QI, anything Attenborough.
Food: Pretty much all. Love a moussaka though and make quite a mean one. Oh, and I'll rarely touch chips without gravy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether it's wrong to have a couple of slices of cheese on toast at this hour.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Excited and relieved and tipsy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My friends don't know that I know their paper, scissors, stone strategy, so can beat them on demand. It comes in very handy for escaping chores.
You should message me if
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...you're someone who'd not be afraid to take the mick out of me and who doesn't embarrass easily. If you're someone who'll indulge me with trips away and to the pub. If you're someone who doesn't mind a slightly loveable idiot.