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47 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 29–49
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 18
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Dropped out of space camp
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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mostly harmless
What I’m doing with my life
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flashback humor

(yes i am a pastafarian.)fnord

"The unexamined life is not worth living." - Socrates
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

being thrown out of cars for my Tuvan throatsinging. (or at least receiving multiple threats).

plunking down alone in a place i know nothing about, and working it out.

my inner 7-year old gets to drive fairly often.
OCD is the basis of my resume. and my art.
I'm a semi-reformed fire-geek.
(and several other kinds)
The first things people usually notice about me
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probly the dread-hawk.
depends what I've been up to really..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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[yes, for some reason i made long boring lists. feel free to skip..]

books - grew up reading a lot of SF, history, then into travel/gonzo/metaphysical stuff, how-to & social stuff, lately lucky enough to start reading books by/about friends. fnord. still revert to SF roots under stress.
a few: Heinlein, Card, Asimov, Ursula K Leguin, Maureen McHugh, Harlan Ellison, Gibson, Phillip K Dick, Harry Harrison, Douglas Adams, Shakespeare, Anaïs Nin, Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, Tom Robbins, Katherine Dunn, Chuck Palahniuk, Bertrand Russell, Hakim Bey,

movies- odd thoughtful indie stuff, shlocky SF & zombie stuff. erotic can be cool, mafia-porn is a yawn.
[Harold and Maude, Fight Club, Brokeback Mountain, The Hunger, Spinal Tap, The Princess Bride, The Fisher King, Sex Lies and Videotape, Naked Lunch, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Thief the Cook his Wife & her Lover, Fear and Loathing, Casablanca, Benny and joon, Bladerunner, Interview with the Vampire, Crouching tiger hidden dragon, Star Wars, LOTR, Big Lebowski, Baraka, Tetsuo, Brazil, Mad Max, Evil Dead 2, Return of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, A Beautiful Mind, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Rocky Horror, Python (any python), Jackie Chan, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Walk With Me, Shawshank Redemption, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Delicatessen, Idiocracy, Team America, Taxi Driver, Raising Arizona, The Darjeeling Limited,

no TV. except th guilty pleasures. grew up on Star Trek, In Search Of, James Burke’s Connections, old SNL, South Park. Stephen Colbert's satire-assassination of Bush & Tina Fey doing Palin = classics.
public radio -NPR/BBC stuff like Prairie Home Companion (as a kid when it was just a local morning show), Ken Nordine’s Word Jazz and The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy (NOT the movie! ugh). KUSF. pirate radio
the Onion. (see the bit about the ennui gas? w/pic of terrorist reading Camus ..or the conceptual terrorism ish? classics)
..and the Guardian keeps soldiering on. as it should.

BTW am I the only one who’s noticed some of Chris Rock’s material is starting to sound like self-actualization conference stuff, just dressed up funny? Infomercial-disguised-as-comedy as culture-repair..? hmm

music - list is even longer. all over the map, depending on mood. (hint: the exact time, place, & company when I first heard Apocalyptica are burned into my brain)

food - Thai , Indian, mideastern, cajun, mexican all groovy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

..just kidding. stuff is important to me. lotsa stuff. new ideas. people. my passport. books. chocolate. love, touch, sex, other art forms.

but i've done without it all from time to time. and lived to tell the tale.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
culture jamming, social change/social evolution, polyamory
physical space & arrangement, their impact on how we act.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
..therefore I think.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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nobody knows i'm a tree-hugger. shhhh

i'm an open book, to those who look.
its a fat volume though. you won't get through it in one sitting. I've done and seen -and been- a fair bit.
You should message me if
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do as thou wilt,

if i don't like it, i won't be shy.
but will be kind.

Please have some modicum of integrity. a little depth wouldn't hurt. I guess what I'm saying is, don't be from LA. ;) or at least try not to act like it.

yeah, my profile kinda sucks. honestly i can't be bothered to fix it. Most people have no idea who they are (and won't tell you what they do know), so profiles are pretty futile.
I am not words on a screen. you know that.