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30 Eugene, OR Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:33pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Dropped out of space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like down comforters, things made in the USA, my scant handful of republican friends, my overflowing laundry basket of crunchy hipster friends, wellingtons, men, first dates, last dates, yerba mate, the intertubes, hot weather, cold weather, the beach, the mountains, double shots of espresso, depressive realism, sarcasm, existentialists, idealists, my cat, my bike, my job, my houseplants, my life, and run-on sentences. I'm looking for people who like all of these things and more.

OK, I don't expect you to like my cat.

I am a fickle, private, friendly, hungry, selfish, and cheerful creature most of the time.

I like attention. Flattery.
I like to give it, too.

I'm looking for partnership.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Makin' food at a food cart. Reading a lot of trashy fantasy and science fiction novels. Livin' alone. Teaching myself slowly to jog miles at a time. Trying to lift myself out of my neuroses with the help of my friends. Trying to make myself a balanced creature. Mostly succeeding.

I've been kind of sad lately, but that might just be a seasonal serotonin dismetabolism.

Also, I do that ass-kicking yoga in a hot room. Don't judge. Keeps me fairly sober.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living alone.
Managing my addictions.
Reading trashy fiction novels.
Opening beer bottles with things.
Making biscuits and gravy.
Being cheerfully existential.
Standing bow pose.
Making hilarious euphemistic analogies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, and I'm loud, and I have big hair.
Also, I curse like a sailor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Trash fiction. Science fiction. Mystery novels. Stephen King. JD Robb. Tom Clancy. Frank Herbert. Robert A. Heinlein. Swedish crime novels. Romance bodice-rippers. Old playboys. Vanity Fair. IKEA catalogues. Whatever, really. What's important to me is the escapism.

Movies: explosions, car chases, giant robots, mutant everything. Points deducted for "plot" and "character development."

Music: Damn near everything. From pop to country to shit in another language.

Food: I will try anything twice. I like rich flavors, things heavy on the butter and fat, the delicious flesh of the magical pig, strongly flavored vegetables, sauces, spices. Not vegetarian. Work at a vegan joint.

I've been watching a lot of Fringe lately, and I am quite satisfied with it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses.
My cat.
My mattress.
My yoga studio and my running shoes.
Other human beings.

Also, refrigerator-cold organic nectarines might just be proof that god loves me and wants me to be happy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. Yoga. Cat pictures. Men.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally? Sleeping under the stars. Going for a night run and listening to bad pop music. Reading fantasy novels. Dancing with friends. Romantic picknic dinners.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Chemical depression brings out a hilarious, snarky side of me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Cigarette smokers, light recreational drinkers, cat people, badasses, omnivores, mechanics, readers, physicists, vasectomy patients and bearded hipsters get preferential treatment.

Also, message me if you're comfortable with the man you've grown up to be.

Don't message me if you don't read for pleasure.