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29 F Eugene, OR

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Dropped out of space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like down comforters, things made in the USA, my scant handful of republican friends, my overflowing laundry basket of crunchy hipster friends, wellingtons, men, first dates, last dates, yerba mate, the intertubes, hot weather, cold weather, the beach, the mountains, double shots of espresso, depressive realism, sarcasm, existentialists, idealists, my cat, my bike, my job, my houseplants, my life, and run-on sentences. I'm looking for people who like all of these things and more.

OK, I don't expect you to like my cat.

I am a fickle, private, friendly, hungry, selfish, and cheerful creature most of the time. I live alone, and I value my private time intensely.

I just got out of something serious, and him and I are still talking. There isn't a lot of animosity there, but there is a great deal of sadness. Poignancy.

To cheer myself up, I am looking for nice, charming men to go out and do interesting things with who don't carry around a lot of baggage.

No alcoholics. I mean, look. Okay. I drink. I know what it's like to be a drinker. I know what it's like to be an addict. I know what it's like to battle this. And, knowing all this, I flat out will not take care of any other adult besides myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Makin' food at a food cart. Livin' alone. Ridin' my bike a lot. Trying to lift myself out of my neuroses with the help of my friends. Trying to make myself a balanced creature. Mostly succeeding.

Also, I do that ass-kicking yoga in a hot room. Don't judge. Keeps me fairly sober.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living alone.
Managing my addictions.
Reading trashy fiction novels.
Opening beer bottles with things.
Making biscuits and gravy.
Being cheerfully existential.
Standing bow pose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, and I'm loud, and I have big hair.
Also, I curse like a sailor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Trash fiction. Science fiction. Mystery novels. Stephen King. JD Robb. Tom Clancy. Frank Herbert. Robert E. Heinlein. Swedish crime novels. Romance bodice-rippers. Old playboys. Vanity Fair. IKEA catalogues. Whatever, really. What's important to me is the escapism.

Movies: explosions, car chases, giant robots, mutant everything. Points deducted for "plot" and "character development."

Music: Damn near everything. From pop to country to shit in another language.

Food: I will try anything twice. I like rich flavors, things heavy on the butter and fat, the delicious flesh of the magical pig, strongly flavored vegetables, sauces, spices. Not vegetarian. Work at a vegan joint.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses.
My cat.
My mattress.
My fuckin' bike.

And... although it pains me to admit this... other human beings.

Also, refrigerator-cold organic nectarines might just be proof that god loves me and wants me to be happy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. Yoga. Cat pictures. Men.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cleaning a yoga studio. Seriously.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was pretty sure for ten years or so that I had HSV.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Cigarette smokers, light recreational drinkers, cat people, badasses, omnivores, mechanics, readers, physicists, and rough hipsters get preferential treatment.

Also, message me if you're comfortable with the man you've grown up to be.

Don't message me if you don't read for pleasure.