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originalfornik8

34 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've gained weight over the past two years due to a medical issue, but I'm working on it. More to love, or some b.s. I'm a little fat; deal with it. I am a transplant to Chicago. I've been here 7 years and I am quite fond of it. I wear hoodies A LOT. I enjoy the following:
reading
dogs (ok, all animals but dogs are the best)
shoes
getting tattooed
being an ass on the internet occasionally
whiskey
car shows
cars (who wants to buy me a '58 Fury?)
terrible movies
good movies
mediocre movies
cardigans
looking like I stepped out of the 50s
various genres of music
video games
hugs
taking pictures
cussin'
roller coasters
walking
decoupage

I am brassy, sassy, and customized.
I’m really good at
sarcasm and playing spades. I'm serious, I'll kick your ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music
The (original) Misfits, NOFX, Depeche Mode, Therapy?, The Cure, The Meteors, Stray Cats, The Quakes, The Sharks, Haujobb, Stromkern, Social Distortion, TKK, Bad Religion, Fugazi, Rob Zombie, The Cramps, Horrorpops, Ice-T, Joe Strummer, MC5, Dead Milkmen, The Clash, The Donnas, David Bowie, Prince, George Clinton, Dr. Dre, The Gap Band, Earth Wind and Fire, Son Seals, Judy Henske, Duran Duran, Iron Maiden, OMD, Portishead, The Pet Shop Boys, Black Flag, The Pimps, Danzig, Henry Rollins, Ministry, KMFDM, VNV Nation, Wolfsheim, MC Chris, NIL8, Guns and fucking Roses, Assemblage 23, Bunnytron, Kool and The Gang, The New York Dolls, Hocico, Iggy and The Stooges, Hanzel and Gretyl, Fear Factory, Sisters of Mercy, INXS, Pantera, Body motherfucking Count, Icon of Coil, Skinny Puppy, Turbonegro, Public Enemy, Combichrist, Against Me!, Only Crime, NWA, Sex Pistols, The Smiths, Jesus and Mary Chain, Agnostic Front, Crowbar, old Metallica, Judas Priest, blah blah blah

Movies
George A. Romero, Gregg Araki, Crybaby, actually anything by John Waters, old school and new horror, David Lynch, musicals, John Hughes, Fulci, Argento, Raimi, Hammer sexploitation, gore, giallo, documentaries, Boondock Saints, American Psycho, 976-EVIL, True Romance, Charles Band, so forth and so on.

Television
Buffy, Angel, Hannibal, Bates Motel, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Law and Order, Bones, Supernatural, Trailer Park Boys, Sons of Anarchy, Carnivale, My Name Is Earl, nature shows, anything on PBS. Lately it's True Detective.

Books
H.P. Lovecraft, William Gibson, Octavia E. Butler, Margaret Atwood, Marx, Caitlin R. Kiernan, Bruce Sterling, Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, Alan Moore, Garth Ennis, Laurell K. Hamilton, Andrew Vachss, Hunter S. Thompson, Henry Rollins, Ramsey Campbell, Peter Straub, Robert Heinlein, Greg Bear, Patricia Cornwell, Charles de Lint.

I heart Mexican food.
The six things I could never do without
my glasses (I'd probably fall into a well)
books
whiskey
music
research journals
nerdery
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the structure of our society on both a macro and micro level, shoes, the current political climate, and if I can sleep just five more minutes and still get to work on time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows? Drinking and movies, probably.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have, to quote a random woman, 'disgusting and horrifying creatures' tattooed on my body.

My toes are weird.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 29–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You do not believe in the myth of the American meritocracy. You can take a punch. You are NOT looking for Barbie. You understand the value of honesty. You can and do read books. You can shoot guns when the zombies come.

Just an FYI, I have filters set up so if you message me and I don't reply.....that's why.

Bonus points for bi guys, gingers, geeks, kinksters, tall guys, curvy girls, and animal lovers.
Why are all the liberals on here fucking vegetarians? Y'all ever heard of ethical meat eaters?