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orion_hAn

33 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:55am
Orientation
Demisexual
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Geeky guy with a wild side
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a complicated, geeky guy with a dark sense of humour. I have a very unorthodox taste in music and movies and always interested in learning and trying something new. I'm very honest and sometimes brutally so and a lot of people can't handle it so i may have to work on that. I don't stand out much and i like it that way. As you can tell i'm not a fan of self intros.

I am looking someone i can be honest with and who can accept me with all my imperfections because that is what makes each of us uniquely beautiful. If that didn't turn your off, feel free to contact me and maybe we can share a smile or two.

... AKA: I make a living drawing interesting pictures and coming up with crazy new ideas that benefit people who listen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being emotionally awkward and crime. Me still being a free man should be a testament to how fucking good i am.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
they don't until it's too late.....

In an unrelated note, you wont believe how many people forget that red clothes are good at hiding bloodstains.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: rock, instrumental rock, punk rock, theme songs

TV: Arrested Development, Archer, Parks & Recreation, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Robot Chicken, The Big Bang Theory, Better Off Ted, Bob's Burgers, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Community, Venture Brothers, South Park, Adventure Time, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, My Name is Earl, Raising Hope, Breaking Bad, Elementary, Hannibal, Murdoch Mysteries, Pushing Daisies... Galavant!

Books:
- recently i have taken up reading classic best sellers; in the past 2 months, i have read The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, and Animal Farm...
- fiction & fantasy (Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe), historical(military conflict),
- whodunnit (Agatha Christie, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle),
- manga (Hirohiko Araki, Junji Ito, Eiichiro Oda)
- various advertising, art collection and design books.

Some of the people i think are great (in random order):
- Nikolai Tesla
- Emily Dickinson
- Pablo Picasso
- Sophie Scholl
- Gautama Buddha
- Mahatma Ghandi
- David Bowie
- Stan Lee
- Albert Einstein
- Prophet Muhammad (SAW)
- Hitler Adolph
- Genghis Khan
- Jean-Michel Basquiat
- Salvador Dalí
- Neil Patrick Harris
- Freddie Mercury
- Karl Marx
- The Andy Warhol
- H.G. Wells
- William Shakespeare
- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Other interests:
-PC Gaming: are-pee-gee. Something with immersive lore.
-Sports: Boxing. Nerf, Bondage
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
wrath, greed, pride, envy, sloth, lust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything and nothing all at once
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting away with a perfect crime
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm a part time super villain waging a one man war on society

If we end up together and i die before you, you MUST give me a vikings funeral. No "backsies". If you cant perform one, don't worry, i would have probably deemed you too incompetent to converse with early on.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You are matured and not obsessed with petty things like taking photos of your food. You don't play mind games, you are honest with yourself and know what you want.

2. You like heated debates and aren't a sore loser. You don't have to be a graceful winner.

3 You are into being sexually dominant. That's always fun. Heh, you aren't butthurt about causing butthurt. [#iamsofunny]

4. You want to talk crazy or serious topics without the obligation to fuck... or you want to try to make me your fuckboy.

5. If you think you are worth my time. Pique my interest and i will reciprocate thricefold.

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You shouldn't msg me if:
1. You are a virgin and are looking to settle down. I am nobody's meal ticket.

2. You believe a literal god and heaven exists and she is not an invisible pink unicorn. You are too dumb. Seriously. Fuck off.