I am looking someone i can be honest with and who can accept me with all my imperfections because that is what makes each of us uniquely beautiful. If that didn't turn your off, feel free to contact me and maybe we can share a smile or two.
... AKA: I make a living drawing interesting pictures and coming up with crazy new ideas that benefit people who listen.
In an unrelated note, you wont believe how many people forget that red clothes are good at hiding bloodstains.
TV: Arrested Development, Archer, Parks & Recreation, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Robot Chicken, The Big Bang Theory, Better Off Ted, Bob's Burgers, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Community, Venture Brothers, South Park, Adventure Time, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, My Name is Earl, Raising Hope, Breaking Bad, Elementary, Hannibal, Murdoch Mysteries, Pushing Daisies... Galavant!
- recently i have taken up reading classic best sellers; in the past 2 months, i have read The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, and Animal Farm...
- fiction & fantasy (Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe), historical(military conflict),
- whodunnit (Agatha Christie, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle),
- manga (Hirohiko Araki, Junji Ito, Eiichiro Oda)
- various advertising, art collection and design books.
Some of the people i think are great (in random order):
- Nikolai Tesla
- Emily Dickinson
- Pablo Picasso
- Sophie Scholl
- Gautama Buddha
- Mahatma Ghandi
- David Bowie
- Stan Lee
- Albert Einstein
- Prophet Muhammad (SAW)
- Hitler Adolph
- Genghis Khan
- Jean-Michel Basquiat
- Salvador Dalí
- Neil Patrick Harris
- Freddie Mercury
- Karl Marx
- The Andy Warhol
- H.G. Wells
- William Shakespeare
- Neil deGrasse Tyson
-PC Gaming: are-pee-gee. Something with immersive lore.
-Sports: Boxing. Nerf, Bondage
If we end up together and i die before you, you MUST give me a vikings funeral. No "backsies". If you cant perform one, don't worry, i would have probably deemed you too incompetent to converse with early on.
2. You like heated debates and aren't a sore loser. You don't have to be a graceful winner.
3 You are into being sexually dominant. That's always fun. Heh, you aren't butthurt about causing butthurt. [#iamsofunny]
4. You want to talk crazy or serious topics without the obligation to fuck... or you want to try to make me your fuckboy.
5. If you think you are worth my time. Pique my interest and i will reciprocate thricefold.
You shouldn't msg me if:
1. You are a virgin and are looking to settle down. I am nobody's meal ticket.
2. You believe a literal god and heaven exists and she is not an invisible pink unicorn. You are too dumb. Seriously. Fuck off.