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orneryrhombus

41 Telford, TN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lived a thousand different lives since i was born. Love the beach. Love the mountains too. Love music and food. Which makes me like 99% of the population. Big time reader. I can fix or build almost anything. I am happy as long as I am cooking, creating, or making someone laugh. I appreciate sarcasm and nothing is taboo humor wise to me. If you can make me laugh, ill cherish you as a dear friend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being an asshole. Cooking. Fixing things. Giving good life advice to others.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My scary exterior, but then they realize I have the heart of a saint. Really. Its in a jar in my medicine cabinet. Dont ask. EVER.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read scifi/fantasy. Im a dork.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor
Sex
Internet
Waves
Laughter
Flea Markets
Ukulele
Books
Long evenings talking to a special woman about my feelings while staring in her eyes and not making love because i respect her too much
SARCASM
The ability to count to six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why on the "Wherefore art thou Romeo?" question everyone thinks the answer is Where. Its not. Google it. Or for heavens sake even read the story. Wouldnt be a waste of time. It peeves me when someone marks "Why" as an unacceptable answer. Its THE answer. Ugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im dominant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You probably shouldnt. Not for human consumption.