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orophasmia

28 Saint Louis, MO Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight, Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I study bug sex, which is exactly as awesome as it sounds. Doing science means I do all my favorite things: problem solving, rendering complicated ideas down to their simplest, most important bits, thinking outside the box, and arguing with people who are way smarter than me.

I like knowing stuff, all stuff, and I have a podcast problem. I tend toward non-fiction and academic topics, but I long for the days when I felt up-to-date on pop culture.* Can you recommend a podcast to keep me young and/or cool? Please contact me immediately.

Things I think are sexy: Good cooking, well-crafted arguments, thinking (and even liking) that nothing in the world is black and white, people who care about mastering their hobbies, skinny nerds with artsy sides, people who think too hard about everything.

I'm not dating monogamously at this time. If this is okay with you (or, hey, even exciting!), please do message me. :)

*This was never. This has never happened to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Grad school: See above. Science rocks.

Lifting weights and rock climbing: I like being strong!

Cooking: I learn new techniques and then apply them to brunch. Brunch is so perfect I just can't even -- it's sweet AND savory, there's booze in my juice, and I get to go back to sleep after because it's Sunday.

Coding: It's fun, plus I'm hoping to be in IT after my degree.

Playing in a nerdy folk band: We set Tolkien lyrics to folk music. It's basically the grown-up version of being in Math Club (which I was).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In no particular order: spelling and grammar, learning languages, cheering up sad people, eating quickly, locating free Wi-Fi in airports, keyboard shortcuts, math and statistics, trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
White hair. Smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Most of what I read is science-y stuff. Recent favorite is Relentless Evolution by John Thompson. Other than that...
True Grit
Station Eleven
Some Kind of Fairy Tale
Bossypants
American Savage
Anything about cooking, anything at all.

Movies:
True Grit
28 Days Later
The Full Monty
Legally Blonde
Rosemary's Baby
Black Swan

TV shows:
Mad Men
The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
30 Rock
Orange is the New Black
Firefly
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Podcasts:
Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
OMFG!
Call Your Girlfriend

Music:
Ryan Adams
Lyle Lovett
Paul Simon
Shovel and Rope
The Tallest Man On Earth
Gillian Welch
Tom Waits
Also I once threatened to kick someone out of my car for trying to throw my Taylor Swift CD out the window. We're no longer friends, I'm just saying.

Food:
Yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My cats. They rule.
2. Amy Poehler. Feminism.
3. Good food. Bad food also. I love food. Food food food.
4. Smart and/or surreal comedy, any medium. Mike Birbiglia rules and so does this joke: Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "Hey man, are you worried about this mad cow disease thing?" The other says, "No way, I'm a plane."
5. My iPhone. Don't hate! It's the only reason I make it on time to things (like dates).
6. NPR. I know this is so not the point, but seriously if Diane Rehm started a cult, I'd join it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm covered in glitter all the fucking time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's 50:50 at home reading in my home-pants (underwear) or out of the house seeing a show/eating something strange and delicious/having a beer.

Then at midnight I power off like a robot. I'm super fun up until then, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have shit myself twice in a day before. I was 26.

I cried during Age of Ultron because I was terrified.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your favorite rom com is Gone Girl too.

You don't think every silence is awkward.

You can make me laugh. That's not a challenge, as in, "Message me if you're funny enough to make me laugh, for I am difficult to entertain!" It's actually really easy to make me laugh. I laugh at my own jokes all the time and they're usually not even funny.

You can beat me in Scrabble. That IS a challenge, motherfucker.