Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whiskey drinkin, man bun enthusiast.
My favorite pastimes include; smothering my dog with affection,
mentally preparing myself for the zombie apocalypse, and cruisin
down the street in my 64, jockin the bitches, slappin the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Drinking away my paycheck and working away the hangover.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a sarcastic asshole whilst also being endearing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good friends, whiskey, sleep, sex, and sarcasm. And my dog. She
keeps me sane. Which ironically makes me sound crazy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking whiskey and making poor decisions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I follow multiple corgi accounts on Instagram.
You should message me if
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You have a man bun, you're thinking of growing a man bun, you're
brother has a man bun and you want to set me up with him.
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