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35 Bremerton, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:14pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I didn't come from any box, I was made from scratch!

I have most often been described as a statistical anomaly...

As a self made starving artist, I strive to bring the world beauty through creation, one random dot at a time.

If you show up in my vistor box more than twice, I'm going to at least say hello.
If I show up in yours more than twice, I'm probably trying to think of something to say besides just hello...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it. Learning from it. Sharing ideas.

I'm an artist/musician/philosopher. It is my job to experience and to express. Presently my "Work" consists of finding humor and drawing funny pictures to convey that humor.
I'm also working on a novel or three... But they might just end up as another comic book.
Other than that, drinking too much coffee and absorbing obscure musings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arts of any ilk
Random music making (I'm multi-Instrumental)
Bringing out the humor/horror in situations
Hide and go seek
Seek and go hide?
Things other people usually don't want to do....
Looking on the bright side of life
Putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5... Cause you know the other one is coming
Vernacular derivitives facilitating existential expressionism...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At this point, probably my dreadlocks, which I get compliments for on a daily basis. Though, more often than not, people tell me that I have a comforting aura and that it called to them. I'm ok with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read regularly... If you really want the list, ask, or come look at my book shelf, but off hand I enjoy; Adams, Anthony, Hienlein, Pratchet, Vonoguht, Clavel, Thompson, Silverstein, and Recht.

As far as movies go, I like movies you have to think about, but I also like cheesy B movies. I enjoy documentaries and musicals, depending on the subject matter... I do not enjoy big hollywood productions... Unless we're going to the theater to make fun of them, then it's a sport!

Music... have you got a few days? I like music few have ever heard of, or only heard in passing. I also collect it like holy relics, and I will pillage your MP3 village! I also love to share. A few examples of my meanderings include, TV On the Radio, The Tiger Lillies, Kitaro and The Residents...
Pop Top 40 = Death to my soul.

I like food. Food is good. Though, in recent years I've become more picky about the foods I eat. Basically I've attempted to cut out the GMOs and processed foods, still, they don't call me GoatMan for nothing...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Artistic avenues
Bibliographical blatherskite
Chromatic cohorts
Diverse digestables
Energetic exchanges
Fantastical findings

I'm pretty sure I could make it through the whole alphabet, but they only asked for 6 and I barely need half of that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art... art.... art.... coffee... art... music.... coffee...

See also: Cuddling while burning herbs and listening to new and old musics. Life will be the topic of discussion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for trouble or a close faxsimilarity.
Our judges will also accept:
Tom foolery
Lolly gagging
Silly buggers
And general good times for all

Shenanigans will only be accepted under the most critical of circumstances.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am in fact, a super hero...

I also clean up really well and look good in a suit, but don't tell anyone...
You should message me if
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You should message me because it's fun and interesting to talk to dynamic people with fantastic ideas and ways of thinking. You should message me because I am a mostly polite individual who is loved by animals and children alike. You should message me just because...