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ostentatiousone

33 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Law school graduate. Masked Nerd Lord of Seattle. Gentleman about town. These are all things I will tell my marketing director... when I get one, I suppose.

I like to think I'm a pretty swell guy. I have a few hangups, I'll admit, but I think I mean well.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently graduated law school. Doing things that you do after graduating law school. I am also one of the Masked Nerd Lords of Seattle (which, if you get the joke, is 34% more ridiculous).

I previously spent seven years in the Navy, defending freedom beneath the surface of the ocean. Sounds much cooler that way than what it was really like. I like to tell everybody it was exactly like Crimson Tide (made more relevant when you learn that I spent about a year on the USS Alabama).

Before the Navy, I was a rocking undergraduate, studying way more stuff than I needed to. Although I started studying Computer Science, I graduated with BS in Mathematics and Statistics, with minors in Physics, Philosophy, and Psychology. It was fun, which may explain why I returned to school after the Navy.
I’m really good at
I have quite the memory for trivia. All sorts of stuff, although rarely the stuff that comes up in trivia contests.

I host a board game day at my local game store. And a related RPG day. I think I'm good at building social groups, within context. I recently got a board game night at a local bar (even targeting the local Seattle Gaymers). I guess I'd call myself a "community organizer," which, as I understand it, is a sufficient prerequisite for becoming President.

Overall, I find that explanation and education tend to be one of my strong points (based on various data points, mind you). I suspect this informs my long-term "retirement" plan to become a stuffy old professor. Don't judge me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am tall.

I was once told that I had stunning eyes, but I will assume that was the wine talking (his wine, not mine).

I'm loud. I've been asked to leave two separate academic libraries in my life due to my (apparent) inability to control my volume.

Depending on the context, people seem to comment that I either dress really well (i.e. while in a professional/work environment) or I dress like some sort of drunken California homeless person (i.e. while not in a professional/work environment).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: I like an interesting variety of foodstuffs. Some Asian stuff. German. Mexican. Indian. All sorts. I hate fish and seafood. Troubling childhood story that involved getting boonswangled by my grandmother.

Television: Classically, I am a Star Trek nerd. I also grew up watching Doctor Who (and I accept it in all flavors). So, that sets a tone for a lot of my sci-fi/fantasy interests (including, but not limited to Torchwood, Stargate SG-1, and even Buffy the Vampire Slayer). When it comes to the funny, I will say I am a huge fan of 30 Rock. I also liked Frasier a lot when it was on. Nerd humor, I suppose.

Music: Big swath here. I listen to quite a bit. However, don't be surprised if I haven't heard of your favorite band. My friends are still shocked when they realize I don't know stuff that I *should*. One thing that tends to stand out from my collection are film and television scores. However, don't think that it's definitive. I have spent a lot of time recently listening to Mozart's Requiem in D minor, KV 626; this might make me a super-villain.

Games: I play a lot of games. I grew up a PC gamer but gravitated towards console gaming after countless forced computer upgrades. I like the reliability of buying a game for the Xbox and finding out it will *work*. I'm also a big board gamer; I even host a weekly board game event at the local game shop.

Books: I admit to reading strange stuff. Right now, it tends to be a lot of legal texts, case books, etc. I'll occasionally pick up a nice comic anthology (but it depends on the comic). I do much fancy Order of the Stick. And Penny Arcade.
The six things I could never do without
I think I hate this question. Mostly because I spend too much time thinking about it while getting very little done.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Most typical life stuff. I'm a licensed attorney working a retail job. It really makes you wonder if you did something wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
As it ends up, my Friday nights are often either work or getting off from work. That's the price of working in a retail environment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
After reading a CDC report on the HIV, I decided I much rather preferred the term MSM over gay, homosexual, or whatever else you want to call yourself. Maybe it's just another three letter acronym, but the CDC's explanation made me feel like I found my word.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you looked at my photos, found me attractive, then bothered to read the text, thought I sounded okay, and made it all the way down here, maybe it's worth a shot. Buy me good beer and you've at least got yourself a foot in the door.

I still tend to think that I don't know what I'm doing right now. School and work are important. I'm fond of physical relationships but I find it difficult to cultivate one without emotional attachements. Take that for what it is worth.

If you happen to be Rory Williams from Leadworth. My boyfriend. How could I ever forget you?