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osupunk

33 M Phoenix, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I've got great friends, great family, a great job, great pets, an overall great life. I prefer to experience life and would like to meet other life experiencers. I've been married, have no kids, know what I want and what to do to get it. I work in regulation, so I sound like a lawyer sometimes, but I'm working toward opening some combination of a brew pub, restaurant, microbrew. Love both, but know which one fits my life best.

So, if you are the type of woman who wants to get out there, mix it up, meet new people, try new things, experience life, and see what kind of crazy stuff can happen, I'm your guy. Bonus points to any ladies who love to golf and/or play softball; double bonus points if you're better than me [insert appropriate emoticon].
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an average dude living a rather average life. I try to do onto others as I would have done to me. I care about my fellow man, have a solid, stable career, enjoy the outdoors, softball, football, baseball, movies, music, driving, traveling...basically, just living each day to the fullest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Football, softball, driving fast, awesome things, humor, and partying Andrew W.K. style.

To be serious though, it's a hard question to answer. I am truly an expert in my field. I was an expert in my previous field. When I do something, I don't half-ass it; I strive to know everything about what I am expected to know. I don't have to be perfect, or the best; but, I do want to do the best I can.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That's a good question...maybe my aura of awesomeness?

Seriously though, I would say its a tie between my sarcastic, knee slapping humor and my delicious, sexy, manly, knee-weakening smile.

...well, I thought it was funny...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Salty Piece of Land, Jimmy Buffett
The Cutting Edge
Collective Soul
Dexter
Homeland
Alex Kava books
Superhero movies
All food (expect nuts - I'm allergic)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. My friends (which would include my significant other)
3. My animals
4. Flip flops
5. Brutal Legend
6. My memories.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Today. I consider the past, acknowledge the future, but live for today. I'm in my 30's now, I'm not here to go "clubbing" or do keg stands. I'm here to meet people and have fun in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows. Softball, bar/happy hour, movies, concert, race, anywhere really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That falling in love, getting married, being betrayed, and getting divorced damn near broke me...but, I would not give up the good to avoid the bad.

As I have come to terms with the situation, I have realized that many times people aren't making mistakes to learn from; they are doing exactly what they mean to do, but never planned to do. It's these situations that we should acknowledge and learn from as well.
You should message me if
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You want to talk and get to know someone new. Or you just want to increase your awesomeness.

Seriously though, if you want to just say hi, get a drink, see a game or movie, feel free to ask. I'm an open book and I'm just looking to meet new people.

All I really ask is don't be scared...take a chance...you never know, the next person you meet could be one awesome person for you.