First things first, I speak two languages English and Sarcasm. If you can't speak both fluently then I have a very strong feeling that it is not going to work out between us. I am an art teacher, and I love kids, but I don't want any of my own any time soon. I am extremely spontaneous and rarely if ever make plans more than a day ahead of time. I am just as happy to sit inside and watch a good movie with a friend as I am going out the bar for the night. If you can't make me laugh or if you have the personality of a cinder block then just don't bother messaging me. I am far from shallow and I feel that everyone deserves at least a chance but if you are the size of a Macy's Day Parade Balloon I am probably not interested. I am sorry but if you are 19 or under you are out of the question, some of my students are that age. I would like a serious relationship but that's not a requirement. I like anything that is simple. If you ask me nicely I will tell you more about me.

I am a Teacher.

Art, most sports and outdoor activities, building shit, being me

Hell if I know that's a creepy question to ask a total stranger..."Hey, what did you first notice about me?"

Friends, Family, <---those ones are obvious answers. Sports, Beer, Sex, Love, the last two are better when they are together.

Finding a better job cause mine is awful

Out with friends doing anything and everything.