I am entertaining, exciting, and unique.
My Self-Summary
i am fun and i love my friends :)
i really don't have an interest in writing a lot right now.
so i am going to see how many sentences i have to write until this
will be approved.
What I’m doing with my life
having fun
I’m really good at
languages, drinking, dancing, having fun, smiling and laughing,
quoting funny movies, getting into trouble, touching my tongue to
my nose, and spitting gum from my mouth into trashcans from rather
lengthy distances!
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm short :) oh and people think my laughter is contagious. Really,
though it is most noticeable that no matter the season, I am
usually dressed for summer, or at least a warmer climate than one
would think the temperature permits!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
a. Things Fall Apart, the Metamorphosis, To Kill A Mockingbird, The
Giver, El Laberinto de Soledad, ASntigone, En El Tiempo de Las
Mariposas, James Patterson, Patricia Cornwell, En El Ardiente
Oscuridad- ok im a nerd
b. 8 mile, BROWN SUGAR, Old School, Princess Bride, Oliver &
Company, Who's Harry Crumb, Billy Madison, Empire Records, Aspen
Extreme, Nacho Libre, Clerks 2, Superbad, Talladega Nights, Hot
Fuzz, The Fist Foot Way (GO BUY THIS!) Tropic Thunder . . .
c. Marc Broussard, Gavin de Graw, The Roots, Common, Eminem, Jason
Mraz, Jamie Cullum, Jill Scott, They Might Be Giants, Robin Thicke,
Cake . . .
d. cheese, mac n cheese, buffalo wings, short ribs,
crab/crabcakes(only in maryland)! lobster, pickles,olives,
porkbelly - basically anything bad for me!
The six things I could never do without
a dog, skirts, tank tops, alcohol, my friends, and cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
OK I JUST realized they changed this question from who would you
like to switch brains with in which case my answer :ellen degeneres
(she's really funny) - sounds rather misleading as an answer to
what I spend a lot of time thinking about. WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED OF
THIS CHANGE?!?! ok that aside - i will NOW answer the question - I
spend a lot of time thinking about (here comes the big surprise) -
food,sleeping, and really funny things that happen to me - yeah i
would definately say i spend the most time laughing at myself and
my friends with all the stupid shit we do and how our lives SEEM
like they couldn't possibly get any stranger . . . until they do -
kegerater anyone?
On a typical Friday night I am
working and then imbibing something to de-stress - places of
prefence include my/my friends' apartments, dave and buster's,
cheap bars . . .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am sadly not that private of a person, you ask, you get . . . I
like sharing my life with others, and I enjoy the closeness that
comes with knowing intimate details about each other - my friends
are my life . . .
You should message me if
you are funny - and you know the difference between your and you're
- please do not take this as an invitation to message me anyway. If
you cannot spell and do not know your grammar, it is not cute that
you think you should message me anyway. I am amazed at the lack of
education and written skills the people who attempt to communicate
with me have, and do not need further proof that this site attracts
illiterate people.
Please DO NOT message me if you have a goatee/soul patch either -
due to the plethora of men on this site who both have them and have
incredibly disgusting theories on why they are "special" or "sexy"
. . .or if you're foreign . . .I appreciate it.
- p.s. I have been known from time to time to send drunk emails and
woos - don't take it personally