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otknee

44 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
=DISCLAIMER=
I was told by many friends and a family member that I should change my profile, that I would not meet anyone significant, "nice" was the word from the family member. I do not know what they would want me to write here...I can only be me. I do have a sense of humor, hopefully you do as well if you read my profile. It is not all tomfoolery, I just like to laugh and hopefully you will get a kick out of some of this as well.

Enjoy.

About me...

I am a extremly boring person with little or no personality. If someone would ask me to go out and do something, say a party, I would tell them no so I can watch re-runs of Friends. I like to stay indoors and sit by the window and laugh at all those people outside doing things...fools.

I can't hold a conversation because I have no interests. I tried to get one once, but it did not stick...advantage me. When I see people all they want to do is talk about things and stuff...I can't be bothered.

I do not travel outside of my neighborhood. Going to another country...are you kidding me? I mean, going somewhere to experience another people and culture, to see historical places, to immerse myself into another world...the only world I need is world of warcraft.

1/31- OK, enough fooling around...

Born and raised in NYC, still have the attitude, I suppose it will never leave me. Spent my time growing up in the hardcore scene of New York and New Jersey and seeing and playing music like someone had a gun to my head, I guess some things do not change. I write this because this time in my life defined me then and still does to some extent now. But if you call me a punk rocker I will most likely laugh at you and say something about you you most likely will find upsetting. The past is nice to think of, but it is the past, I live in the present and plan for the future.

I believe I have a outstanding and hilarious sense of humor, and will almost do anything to get you to laugh. Yeah, I can be a bit harsh and can take as good as I give, but people are just a wee bit sensitive sometimes. I get along with everyone in my family, it seems this is very important to women...so now you know. It is where I learned my verbal jousting and sarcastic nature, we are not a family of huggers. My sister is probably my best friend but we are complete opposites as I imagine many siblings are. One of my earliest, and possibly fondest, memory of our dynamic relationship was her smashing my head into a record player, I believe I was 3. It was worth it because I scratch her Kiss album with my head...good times.

Lets see...what else...I have multiple degrees, love motorcycles, but it has been awhile since the accident but am looking to get a new one. Love the feeling of needles penetrating my skin and leaving pigments...oh how I do. I have constanly been mistaken for a cop for pretty much my whole adult life...it sucks but I have learned to live with this. I really am as tall as I claim. I am left-handed...might explain some things. I am also the middle child...might explain some more things. Went to 12 years of catholic school...might just explain everything.

I am a very loyal person...to a fault sometimes...I guess it is the Leo in me. I try to treat everyone with respect but sometimes it is difficult with these self-entitled, self-important and self-righteous people you sometimes find in San Francisco...but that is my cross to bear I suppose. If you look at the pics that I put on this site, and we all know you will, I just want to say that I do smile...but I don't know when it will happen...it happens when I least expect it. I am a glass half-full person, can find the good, or the lesson needed to be learned, in any situation. I like thinking of and working towards the big goals in life, but the little things that happen along the way to these goals are infinitely more fulfilling to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to live it the best way I can. Working at a career that I love and going back to school to earn more degrees if for no other reason just to learn. Work pays the bills but my passion is creating art with music and photography. I gave both of these up for ten years due to a foolish decision I made for someone else.

Basically I am learning, creating, developing and paying for past sins.
I’m really good at
...pissing people off. It is a gift.

...being obnoxious, sarcastic and basically verbally punishing you...for fun of course.

...laughing at myself...it's healthy.

...drinking alcohol. Seriously...you should see me drink a beer, I fuckin rock at it!

...saying inappropriate things at inappropriate times.

...what my name infers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would have to say my height and size...I seem to be the person you want around if a situation goes sour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We all have many examples of books, movies, music and food that we love and enjoy, I'm no different. But I really do not feel like writing it all down, so I am going to write what I am currently reading/watched/listening/ate.

Book: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Movie/TV: Watched - The League

Music: Listening - Reverend Horton Heat

Ate: Homemade Chili
The six things I could never do without
A good quote...and here are six:

- Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.

- When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.

- Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

- If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances.

- The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.

- Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.

12/16- Alright, a serious one...

-my gold chains
-my camaro
-hair gel
-tanning salons
-steroids
-the jersey shore
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why some people are so sensitive.

My next tattoo.

Why some people it seems state one thing but are not at all like what they state.

Should I get a monthly practice space or keep doing hourly?

Why some people never take a chance.

Can I make a dark room out of my closet?

Why some people have so many restrictions.

Why did I have that last shot...
On a typical Friday night I am
Working and enjoying all the colorful characters of the Tenderloin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to dress up as a clown and masturbate.

Hey, no judgements!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–65
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...like you're really going to.

If you agree with this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ObrFwjesno