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Mediocre_BadGuy

28 Loveland, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a hard time talking about myself. Because to do so is just plain rude and I can't be rude on command, you have to let it happen naturally ;p
But since it's also the name of the game, I'm gonna give it a real who-ha this time. Sometimes I like to believe I have an east coast mentality. The type that makes you cautious of everything, poking it with a stick before deciding if it's safe. One with a humbler frame of mind. The kind that after a hard days work when i come home all you made for dinner was hot dogs, I'd say, "Those were damn good hot dogs!" The one that isn't concerned with first impressions because in truth, they're rarely the ones that matter. I'm firm yet non-aggressive. Open-minded yet traditional. Tall yet not out of reach for a kiss. A firm believer that great relationships are born from trust, compassion, generosity, and good sex. Probably good time for me to mention that I can be about as blunt as an atom bomb. Not a typical guy but I'm into typical guy things. Sports, cars, video-games, cleavage, and pretending to know where I am just to ressure and comfort you even though we're totally lost. I'd like to tell you I'm the quintessential man of your dreams but would that be fair? Although I can tell you some of my skills sets that I hope would separate me from the crowd. *ahem* I have an uncanny ability to dodge thrown house hold objects such as: clothing irons, rolling pins, frying pans etc. anything you might decide to hit your boyfriend with. So no worring about my safety in the those heated moments when I forget to put the seat down. I'm great with back rubs (shoulder and neck comes included). And most importantly I'm independent. As awkward as I may seem, there's a real person underneath all this obnoxiousness and sarcasm and the only way you'll know it is by taking a risk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've spent a lot of time researching the connection between carbohydrates and ADHD, I think I'm on the verge of the next scientific break! Nobel Peace Prize type junk!

I'm also currently writing a book. It's about myself so it's a sci-fi/fantasy. Well, to be honest it's not about me at all but as a writer I couldn't resist putting myself in it. I've only written about 100 pages plus story boards and what not. If you want to know more just ask. I'm always willing to talk about it...

On a serious note, I feel that I wrote that I had my life together I'd be lying. Because if it was, I'd be married or at least living with the person I'd be spending the rest of my life with or at least taking trips around the world with her lol. Therefore I'm not going to say that. I work, I pay my bills, and I do what I like. However its not as great when you don't have someone to share the greatness with. So to truthfully answer this, I'm looking for someone. Not exactly sure who. But she's out there and with any luck I'll find her or she'll find me...

Oh and I run a business with my brother. Not really important stuff...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking bacon like a boss

Trivia, I'm often told I'm great with animals, children stick to me like glue....

Witty sarcasm... so I've been told.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm tall, dark, and handsome.

Most likely the fact that I don't use ebonics? I'm often told that if you talk to me on the phone you'd never know I'm black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Hurricane Carter, Shock Doctrine and that's about it for books.

Snatch, Boondock Saints, Man on Fire, Monsters Inc., Princess Bride, Toy Story, V for Vendetta, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, No Country for Old Men, Finding Forrester, 16 Blocks, 50 First Dates, Something About Mary, Scary Movie 2, Spy Hard, Die Hard, did I say V for Vendetta?

As for tv shows: history or discovery channel and Band of Brothers, Black Dynamite, Sealab 2021, Archer, and a few others

I love all types of music (mostly independent hip hop): Jack Johnson, Beatles, Immortal Technique, Incubus, RHCP, Sublime, Hans Zimmer, Ratatat, Martin Odonnel, Wu-Tang, Fort Minor, System of a Down, POD, Rage Against the Machines, Linkin Park, High and Mighty, Sleep, Dead Prez, Little People, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Master Ace, Nas, Cunnin Lyguists, Marlyn Mansion, RJD2, Rob Zombie, Deltron 3030, Gorillaz, Beta to the Max and so much more

As for food: anything Italian or German
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family- It's not about who's blood you carry, it's about who you love and who loves you back.
2. Hope- It's always darkest before dawn. As long as you have hope the sun will rise.
3. Left 4 Dead- Who doesn't enjoy a good apocalypse?
4. Love- Not being able to connect or have passion for something, I believe limits the potential of who we are.
5. Food- Man, I eat out too much, lol.
6. Good fortune- While having skill is an important value, sometimes a little luck is required to beat the odds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are no synonyms or acronyms for the word, thesaurus...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm impulsive sometimes, so it's hard to say. Most days I'm working so I'm likely to remind home after the long ones. Longest stretch I've had this year without a day off was 22 days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book so there's nothing private. However here are some embarrassing things about me.

-I like the color purple (not the movie)
-I think oriental children all have a look of bewilderment
-My nickname is Dante Pomper-Stomper
-I sometimes forget how to spell "what"
-Intimated by women
-I once forgot I had apoxy all over my hand and ran it through my hair. You can figure out the rest of the story...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if you took the time to read anything in my journal.

...if you hate hippsters, trust fund babies and anyone else who supports terrorism.

...if you think they should stop remaking old kids shows into movies.

...if Bill Gates has too much money.

...if you'd have Jack Johnson's babies (cause I would).

...if man crushes don't bother you.

...if you can not take any of this seriously

...if you like to play mini-golf

...if you can bench press 250lbs.

...if American idol doesn't give you a hard on

...if Kenny Blankenship is your idol

Not all are required but feel free to converse even if you feel that none of these things fit your descrption. I understand no one's perfect and should be accepted for who they are. Or your intention is to meet perspective great people, it's always nice to meet great people lol.

Serious note pt.2: As far as what I'm looking for, I want someone who's past the partying stage of their life. Not someone looking to have "fun." She likes to recieve and gives as much back. She's not judgmental, nor afraid of being honest. Always polite and almost always a lady XD. Can look good in heels, boots, and sneakers. Probably dyed her hair blue or pink at some point in her life. She takes care of herself, inside and out. Call me shallow but I can't date someone that plans to give up.