But since it's also the name of the game, I'm gonna give it a real who-ha this time. Sometimes I like to believe I have an east coast mentality. The type that makes you cautious of everything, poking it with a stick before deciding if it's safe. But also one with a humbler frame of mind. The kind that after a hard days work when I come home and all you made for dinner was hot dogs, I'd say, "Those were damn good hot dogs!" The one that isn't concerned with first impressions because in truth, they're rarely the ones that matter. I'm firm yet non-aggressive. Open-minded yet traditional. Tall yet not out of reach for a kiss. A firm believer that great relationships are born from trust, compassion, generosity, and good sex. Probably a good time for me to mention that I can be about as blunt as an atom bomb. Not a typical guy but I'm into typical guy things. Sports, cars, video-games, cleavage, and pretending to know where I am just to ressure and comfort you even though we're totally lost.
I'd like to tell you I'm the quintessential man of your dreams but would that be fair? Although I can tell you some of my skills sets that I hope would separate me from the crowd. *ahem* I have an uncanny ability to dodge thrown house hold objects such as: clothing irons, rolling pins, frying pans etc. anything you might decide to hit your boyfriend with. So no worring about my safety in those heated moments when I forget to put the seat down. I'm great with back rubs (shoulder and neck comes included). And most importantly I'm independent.
As awkward as I may seem, there's a real person underneath all this obnoxiousness and sarcasm and the only way you'll know it is by taking a risk. So message me! I'm very interested in getting to know you, you theoretical person I haven't met yet.