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Mediocre_BadGuy

27 Loveland, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a hard time talking about myself. Because to do so is just plain rude and I can't be rude on command, you have to let it happen naturally ;p
But since it's also the name of the game, I'm gonna give it a real who-ha this time. Sometimes I like to believe I have an east coast mentality. The type that makes you cautious of everything, poking it with a stick before deciding if it's safe. While others take what is know as "the Guantanamo Bay" approach i.e. everything is shit until it proves itself otherwise; I like to thing I'm a kinder, gentler man. One with a humbler frame of mind. The kind that after a hard days work when i come home all you made for dinner was hot dogs, I'd say, "Those were damn good hot dogs!" The one that isn't concerned with first impressions because in truth, they're rarely the ones that matter. I'm firm yet non-aggressive. Open-minded yet traditional. Tall yet not out of reach for a kiss. A firm believer that great monogamous relationships are born through trust, compassion, generosity, and good sex. Probably good time for me to mention that I can be about as blunt as an atom bomb. Not a typical guy but I'm into typical guy things. Sports, cars, video-games, cleavage, and pretending to know where I am just to ressure and comfort you even though we're totally lost. I'd like to tell you I'm the quintessential man of your dreams but would that be fair? Lies never did anyone good. There's no telling how amazing or original I am. I haven't met everyone in the world nor have I read their minds, so no telling if I'm unique. Although I can tell you some of my skills sets that I hope would separate me from the crowd. *ahem* I have an uncanny ability to dodge thrown house hold objects such as: clothing irons, rolling pins, frying pans etc. anything you might decide to hit your boyfriend with. So no worring about my safety in the those heated moments when I forget to put the seat down. I'm great with back rubs (shoulder and neck comes included). And most importantly I'm independent. As awkward as I may seem, everything thing I wrote is done with a light heart. And while its all in good fun, it's nothing I haven't felt or thought. It's hard being honest without being a stick in the mud. I'd say that's enough for now. We can continue the real experience over an intense game of Monopoly. Because that's where true heroes and heroines are born!
What I’m doing with my life
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I've spent a lot of time researching the connection between carbohydrates and ADHD, I think I'm on the verge of the next scientific break! Nobel Peace Prize type junk!

I'm also currently writing a book. It's about myself so it's a sci-fi/fantasy. Well, to be honest it's not about me at all but as a writer I couldn't resist putting myself in it. I've only written about 100 pages plus story boards and what not. If you want to know more just ask. I'm always willing to talk about it...

On a serious note, I feel that I wrote that I had my life together I'd be lying. Because if it was, I'd be married or at least living with the person I'd be spending the rest of my life with or at least taking trips around the world with her lol. Therefore I'm not going to say that. I work, I pay my bills, and I do what I like. However its not as great when you don't have someone to share the greatness with. So to truthfully answer this, I'm looking for someone. Not exactly sure who. But she's out there and with any luck I'll find her or she'll find me...

Oh and I run a business with my brother. Not really important stuff...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking bacon like a boss

Trivia, I'm often told I'm great with animals, children stick to me like glue....

Words. I know what you're thinking, "you must be good at scrabble?" The answer is: No. I'm good with words in the sense that I always know what to say. No, not as in running game or some BS like that. But when you need someone to talk to. That sort of jam. A lot of people don't believe in the the power of talk but I do. Words are not just forms of communication. They are symbols. Symbols that represent feelings, expressions, thoughts, and opinions.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm tall, dark, and handsome.

Most likely the fact that I don't use ebonics? I'm often told that if you talk to me on the phone you'd never know I'm black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Hurricane Carter, Shock Doctrine and that's about it for books.

Snatch, Boondock Saints, Man on Fire, Monsters Inc., Princess Bride, Toy Story, V for Vendetta, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, No Country for Old Men, Finding Forrester, 16 Blocks, 50 First Dates, Something About Mary, Scary Movie 2, Spy Hard, Die Hard, did I say V for Vendetta?

As for tv shows: history or discovery channel and Band of Brothers, Black Dynamite, Sealab 2021, Archer, and a few others

I love all types of music (mostly independent hip hop): Jack Johnson, Beatles, Immortal Technique, Incubus, RHCP, Sublime, Hans Zimmer, Ratatat, Martin Odonnel, Wu-Tang, Fort Minor, System of a Down, POD, Rage Against the Machines, Linkin Park, High and Mighty, Sleep, Dead Prez, Little People, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Master Ace, Nas, Cunnin Lyguists, Marlyn Mansion, RJD2, Rob Zombie, Deltron 3030, Gorillaz, Beta to the Max and so much more

As for food: anything Italian or German
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family- It's not about who's blood you carry, it's about who you love and who loves you back.
2. Hope- It's always darkest before dawn. As long as you have hope the sun will rise.
3. Left 4 Dead- Who doesn't enjoy a good apocalypse?
4. Love- Not being able to connect or have passion for something, I believe limits the potential of who we are.
5. Food- Man, I eat out too much, lol.
6. Good fortune- While having skill is an important value, sometimes a little luck is required to beat the odds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are no synonyms or acronyms for the word, thesaurus...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm spontaneous and impulsive when it comes to activity. I don't know until 5 minutes before and anything besides what I want will not suffice. In short, it could be anything. Sports night(hockey)? Maybe. Pool night? Could be. Doing donuts in the parking lot? Possibly lol. You never know...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Don't really have private "things" so here's what I'd least like you to know:

-I like the color purple (not the movie)
-I think oriental children all have a look of bewilderment
-My nickname is Dante Pomper-Stomper
-I sometimes forget how to spell "what"
-I don't care if you're not supposed to use "and" at the beginning of a sentence. I do it anyway.
-I once forgot I had apoxy all over my hand and ran it through my hair. You can figure out the rest of the story...
You should message me if
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...if you took the time to read anything in my journal.

...if you hate hippsters, trust fund babies and anyone else who supports terrorism.

...if you think they should stop remaking old kids shows into movies.

...if Bill Gates has too much money.

...if you'd have Jack Johnson's babies (cause I would).

...if man crushes don't bother you.

...if you can not take any of this seriously

...if you like to play mini-golf

...if you can bench press 250lbs.

...if American idol doesn't give you a hard on

...if Kenny Blankenship is your idol

Not all are required but feel free to converse even if you feel that none of these things fit your descrption. I understand no one's perfect and should be accepted for who they are. Or your intention is to meet perspective great people, it's always nice to meet great people lol.

Serious note pt.2: As far as what I'm looking for, I want someone who's past the partying stage of their life. I'm a firm believer that adventure is not seeing new places but seeing old ones with new eyes. I want someone that can do the same but also go horse back riding with me in Ireland, scuba diving in Australia, and tour the islands of Japan. She shouldn't be someone you'd decribe as petite but she takes care of herself. She likes to recieve and gives as much back. She's not judgmental, nor afraid of being honest. Always polite and almost always a lady XD. Sorry if it's vague but I don't like the ideas of "perfect" people. Okcupid hasn't been a successful experience but it has been enlightening. I've learned to have an outside the box thinking when it comes to meeting the "woman of my dreams."

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