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24 F London, UK

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My self-summary
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I really like this poem that starts:

"So Weasel, it has come to this;
to your thighs like tall glasses of milk,
your biscuit hair,"

It is very definitely not by me, but rather by Jack Underwood. Anyway, I though you might like it too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to find as many people who are better than me as I can.
I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hardly any books manage to be quite _good_, in my view, and those that do are way too revealing about the way I see the world to share. You can have some of the nearly-there ones though, they're by: Julian Barnes, Tom Stoppard, George Eliot, Geoff Dyer, David Foster Wallace, Ezra Pound.

My taste in films is pretty bad. They need to include Leonardo DiCaprio in his prettyboy stage, or be about a smaller brownish girl moping over a blonde. I also like Anna Karina a great deal - but that's not embarrassing.

Barely any teevee, but when I get into to it I really get into it. I probably read more recaps than watch shows.

Music: The Magnetic Fields, Los Campesinos!, The Weakerthans, Hefner, Beirut, Patrick Wolf, Nick Cave, Bob Dylan, Belle and Sebastian,
Little Richard and various other bouncy '50s rock 'n' roll,
Supremes and other 60s girl groups,
Those Dancing Days and other Swedish pop,
Tullycraft and other tweepop,
Mazzy Star and other 90s shoegaze,
Grimes and Coco Sumner and other girls I crush on,
Regina Spektor, CocoRosie, Paul Simon, NMH and Mmmbop

I would happily live off persimmons, but sadly that gives you bezoars.

Things that have excited me recently
*Sarah Jones' flower photography
*Brian Dillon's art criticism
*Peter Greenaway's The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
*lake swimming
*growing tomatoes and sweetpeas on the windowsill
*Julia's Serano's Whipping Girl: A Transsexual Woman on Sexism and the Scapegoating of Femininity [femininity 4eva]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the internet, my eyesight, living in a part of the world with pretty girls, some form of studying, a little bit of hedonism, changing weather
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
there is no such thing as a typical friday night for me! hah, jokes - writing an essay.
You should message me if
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you're interested in being clever, in what I might be like, in books or at least the idea of books (I worry that I get off more from looking at large quantities of books than actually reading them). If you'd like to meet up in a lets-see-what-happens sort of way, just because I'm a little useless at online message-returning.