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otter1111

29 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–31
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Mar 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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my name's emmett. i could use a haircut.
What I’m doing with my life
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my name's emmett. i could use a haircut.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
brushing my teeth.
explaining why that thing isn't working.
waking up late.
not using my groupons.
The first things people usually notice about me
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you can barely even tell which arm is the homicidal bionic lazer cannon!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Calvin and Hobbes, Macbeth, Mrs Dalloway, Graham Greene short stories, David Foster Wallace articles. legitimate attempt #3 to read gravity's rainbow

Movies: Rushmore, Big Lebowski, Amelie, 2001, Nights and Weekends, High Fidelity, Young Frankenstein. to be honest, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will always have a big nostalgia-shaped home in my heart.

TV: The Daily Show, classic Simpsons streamed illegally over the internet, Futurama streamed legally via netflix.

Music: Warpaint, Liars, Ryan Adams. if you were to ever put on Radiohead or Fiona Apple or Elliott Smith, i wouldn't turn it off

Food: mom's home cooking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
laptop, jeans, cereal, iphone, spotify, sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
does anyone else think it's funny that i listed myself as being agnostic "and very serious about it"?

whether i should be more aware of the people on the other end of dogs' leashes. nah, probably not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
daft punk is playing at my house. my house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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falling out of love with new york....
You should message me if
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you like guys that like girls with tattoos even if they don't have any, themselves.