30 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
my name's emmett. i could use a haircut.
What I’m doing with my life
my name's emmett. i could use a haircut.
I’m really good at
brushing my teeth.
explaining why that thing isn't working.
waking up late.
not using my groupons.
The first things people usually notice about me
you can barely even tell which arm is the homicidal bionic lazer cannon!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Calvin and Hobbes, Macbeth, Mrs Dalloway, Graham Greene short stories, David Foster Wallace articles. legitimate attempt #3 to read gravity's rainbow

Movies: Rushmore, Big Lebowski, Amelie, 2001, Nights and Weekends, High Fidelity, Young Frankenstein. to be honest, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will always have a big nostalgia-shaped home in my heart.

TV: The Daily Show, classic Simpsons streamed illegally over the internet, Futurama streamed legally via netflix.

Music: Warpaint, Liars, Ryan Adams. if you were to ever put on Radiohead or Fiona Apple or Elliott Smith, i wouldn't turn it off

Food: mom's home cooking.
The six things I could never do without
laptop, jeans, cereal, iphone, spotify, sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
does anyone else think it's funny that i listed myself as being agnostic "and very serious about it"?

whether i should be more aware of the people on the other end of dogs' leashes. nah, probably not.
On a typical Friday night I am
daft punk is playing at my house. my house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
falling out of love with new york....
You should message me if
you like guys that like girls with tattoos even if they don't have any, themselves.