Various random facts about my life.
I'm truly 6' tall
Played football at San Jose state university
Once won an art award for a ink of a fish and a shell (think it burned up in Laguna Beach fire of 93).
Got de-pants'd while jumping on a trampoline at a party in high school and had nothing on underneath. (thanks Carl).
After football practice one day someone on the team stole my clothes and jersey while I was in the shower. Wore a towel home.
I used to get embarrassed when I laughed and covered my mouth to hide it.
I love to cook, and will cook anything at least once
(Gross but embarrassingly true) I once farted in a grocery store isle with my ex wife and i mean bad! then as someone else walked by gagging out loud, I asked my wife if her tummy was feeling better? That did not go over all too well.
My second car was a 1969 Mustang Fastback.
Youngest person in the state of Colorado to pass the OSHA 40 hr health and safety exam.
I hate my little toe on each foot. Nasty little thing
Stole best friends clothes as he striped naked and dove into the pool.
Same friend jumped on my dads bed and I depantsed him in front of a large crowd.
While minding my own business chewing gum a hairy big ass bug flew into my mouth causing me to spit out my Chiclets. Bummer
I'm right handed
I can say the alphabet backwards in less then 3 seconds
Cliff dove in Lake Powell and partially blew my left ear drum.
Rock the mic at Karaoke
Third car was an Opel GT.
Shoe size 11.5
Taken 2 seasons of ballroom dance lessons so i could dance with my grandmother at wedding.
Baked exlax brownies for a party once...only once
Swam with the dolphins and baluga whales at sea world once.
was a body guard for Santana in 2000. so not worth the pay
Played the dutch oven trick in bed...bad bad idea. mental note to NEVER do that again. Farts are not nearly as funny as they seem in ones mind.
Had my 4 runner filled to the rim with hole punches. Took 7 hours to clean out and they blew out of my heater vents for 2 years.
Drowned while scuba diving in Los Arquelas revived on boat while mother screamed in back ground.
Snorkeled with sharks.
Worked on a home design that was 104K sq ft.
LOVE my mom! I mean LOVE her. Great woman.
Once owned a Honda elite scooter in California. Great ride!
At a Fraternity party, trying to impress the ladies I jumped down a flight of stairs to grab a case of beer and hit the stair footer above me sending me horizontal and crashing down upon all of the empty beer cases. Knocked out cold! not positive but I don't think they were impressed.
Wheel fell off my car once as I was driving down Wadsworth. Had to skid to a stop and chase my wheel down the street.
Tore my left calf in 3 places playing kickball...No really...playing kickball.
Tore it yet again the night before leaving for Hawaii...had to take a wheel chair to get on plane.
Was a geeks who drink Trivia Host for fun!
Love the Botanical gardens
Have amazing gardens at my home. Love my yard!
Thinks craigs list is amazing! Thinks the barter system is a fab way to exchange services!
Favorite Movie Quote "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas...except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you"