Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

In this paragraph I will hope to sound charming and refined. But I will blow it.

. wow i sure am glad that i have a nice rack. i put up that picture exposing my tits just today and already i have tripled my received messages. of course, they mostly started off with the thing i absolutely abhor, but if you can't be arsed to read further and find out, then i may not be arsed to actually answer you.

so when i first got my okdating persona test results, i was shocked. I couldn't accept it. I didn't want to accept it. i used to be the peach/ maid of honor. but i just retook it, hoping to get ghengis kunt this time, but nay. I am now proud of mine. I can assume it. I own it. Tis nice.

Anyhow, I hate Paris. This city sucks. In my five years here I have been assaulted five times. I am no city mouse. I am a country mouse who has a thing for the ocean. Which is why I plan on moving to somewhere oceany next year. (or not, i just started the naturalization process, this is gonna take a while) I love my friends. I in theory love everyone, though sometimes in my foul moods I can get pretty hateful. That's okay though, I have friends with whom I can talk about these feelings and let them go.

I have nightmares. Scary, realistic nightmares and it is awesome

I abhor being hit on. hate it. at least, by men anyways. women are much more subtle about it. but still, i hate being hit on. so now, when men send me messages over the okcupid im system I usually don't respond. I hate being called mademoiselle, ravissante, charmante, etc. just don't do it. now i am bored by this. this doesn't mean i don't like being seduced. hrm, how to say. just don't be an obvious wad about it.

Live and let live. I like playing DOKO , dopplekopf so if you know how to play and are in the paris area, lets play!!!!!!!!!!

other stuff about me:

i love traveling and camping. I love exploring and seeing New. I have yet to see lots of eastern europe and i would love to go with someone who knows the area.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm studying at the Catho. I am learning as many things as I can about the people who surround me. Working as well, as a jeune fille au pair.

I just want to live in some earthy hippy 420 friendly town in the woods where people where bio cotton bahas and birkenstock sandals. A community where everyone is involved in at least one social justice organization. Where recycling is the norm and no one litters.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

evil laughter, making pep talks, song lyrics, body bording, not being french, being awkward, direct, too honest, and frank correcting ppls english while using frenglish holding the thread of two different conversations at once with the same person.

I'm awesome at destabilising people.

I think this section should say "I'm really bad at". More people need to know how to recognize their faults.

I'm really bad at : looking at my actions ojectively, obtaining top level marks, getting off my ass, makeup, diets, manipulation, did i say getting off my ass?

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

They notice my eyes or maybe some other physical characteristic. i'm bold

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

a). The Bell Jar, boule de suif, Faust b). The Jerk, Meeting People is Easy, the graduate, little shop of horrors, rocky horror picture show, borat, c). Radiohead, classic rock d). swordfish

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The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

warmth, the net, electricity, my recycling bin, running water, my imagination

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I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

buttons, kittens, bisexuality, anarchy, a world without dictator bush, a world without government, a free massachusetts, my toes, my friends, bisexual penguins, languages, group sex, french litterature, music, musiciens, the prefecture, my journal, my crush, my (imaginary) boyfriend, swinging, and fantasizing about john stewart, stalking david sedaris, when there becomes here, why my accent still sucks, the verlen, how to start writing again, why things with my muse turned sour, a new muse, decorating my bathroom, doko strategy, teaching english, getting a new job, the prefecture (again because it is just that important), when i have to do my next administration things, tests, my french lit classes, the metro, how dirty the metro is, unspoken rules, unspoken agreements, GIRLS, where to get good art cheap, death of a salesman, suicide, torture, music, RHPS, when i can go home next, where i will live next in the world, people and places, stewart colbert 08, how i can teach my charges (my kids) more english, bondage, latex, vinyl (not records), leather, parano, how not to say "i love you", why my issues are so tough, getting better, chocolate, finding a cheap bicycle, planning my dream vacation (purchasing cheap bike in amsterdam, then riding it back to my place.), how to get back at those who vex me, hrm theres more

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

flagmodding, and while we are on this subject i would like to point out somethings:

1. rules are clearly indicated during the uploading process.
2. pics of peens, vags, cars or pets will eventually get taken down. don't bother putting them up!
3. if you are flagging people because you do not understand how to message/rate/ add to favorites etc then maybe your profile should be deleted.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

i can ruin ppl just by enjoying them (and its true. i have examples).

ooooh i'm scary beware!

and i want a tshirt that says "sexually active since 2002" with a picture of a condom with a smiley face.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you also feel that gender is just the role you've acquiesced to playing in society

You're dutch oder ein berliner

you're open minded

you know of a town like the one i decribed above bonus points if it is near the ocean.

you're intelligent

you're willing to travel

note about messaging: if you want me to answer back (beause i dont so much anymore) (see about me) open with your funniest joke. if it makes me laugh out loud you have a chance.

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