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30 Harrisburg, PA Man


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  • Ages 18–81
  • Located anywhere
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 29
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Has kids

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My self-summary
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I am me, the freak amongst freaks. the weirdest of the weird. he who shall not be named, wait, now I'm starting to sound biblical. I'm just me, your friendly neighborhood sideshow performer.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a pro freak. I eat and breath fire, I lay on beds of nails, I escape from straight jackets, and I basically will do anything to keep from having to get a real job :) unfortunately the real world comes knocking so I do have a "real" job most of the time, but I'm working more and more to that self sufficient free freak lifestyle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything I put my mind to. I've done everything from being a DJ to pro wrestling, commercial fishing, auto mechanics, pounding nails into my face, retail sales, breaking cinder blocks on my crotch (those last two are alot alike) building houses, building giant paper mache caterpillars. if I try real hard I can usually do whatever needs to be done (and some things that should never be done)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall. really talk. really freakishly tall. oh and I tend to look like a freak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read everything, from wikipedia pages late into the night, to political statements from all forms of the spectrum, to sci-fi and fantasy. favorite authors include neil gaiman, robert anton wilson, chris claremont, poppy z brite.

I listen to alot of music, much of it is rather odd. I can list genres but it's really so eclectic that even that may not help. if I say goth and you think nine inch nails or marylin manson they you'd be a bit off. when I listen to gothic rock I tend to either listen to the founders of the style (bauhaus, the birthday party, siouxsie) or really obscure stuff (executive slacks, diamanda galas, einsturzende neubauten) if I say I listen to neo-cabaret sure I listen to the dresden dolls, but I also listen to alot of jill tracy, hannah furry, humanwine. I'll listen to just about anything, but I've got my weird tastes. cibo-mato over gorillas, bourbon crow over hank williams, the nightwatchman over rage against the machine, bucketheads cornbugs or praxis over any other band he's worked with (G-n-r system of a down, etc) that sort of thing.
The six things I could never do without
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music. if I go a while without listening to music I start to get grumpy. if I go to long after that I get crazy, and for me saying I go crazy means alot (or not that much depending on how you look at it)

books. much the same as above. a good read keeps me sane, stops the head from thinking about too much at once.

friends. most of my family is dead, my friends are all i have. I'm not the sort of person who could live in seclusion under a rock somewhere (not that I haven't tried) I live my life to keep my friends happy, be that giving them a place to stay with me, or building them one so I can come crash whenever I want.

food and water. the source of all life.

change. nothing is the same for me, my life has always been in flux. at this point if you told me the rest of my life would be exactly the same I would die, choked to death on the banality of it all.

my kids. I may not get to see them every day, but damn how I miss them when I don't.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the end of the world as we know it. how it will come and what we can all do to live through it. lesson number 1, get the heck off the east coast, were too overpopulated here. when the s hits the f there will not be enough food to go around and I don't want to start practicing cannibalism just to get through the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
there is little to nothing typical about my life. one friday I'll be performing, the next I'll be asleep by 8.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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will not be admitted here :p
You should message me if
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you have nothing better to do. I mean, sure talking with me might change your life, but so might walking to the store today. live your life, be it writing me or just going out and living.