I thought for a long time and eventually came up with the following about myself.

Im a funny dude. I will make you laugh with my terrible jokes and well-timed comments. I make very inappropriate comments about others but only in good nature, I really don't mean any harm. If I see something, I will say it, I have no filter between my head and my mouth.

I stand on my own feet, i recently pulled my calf muscle so i stand in a crooked way.
I can beatbox to any song and in my head I'm a superstar.
I forget first names. Or rather I dont listen well when someone tells me their name. For a very long time, I didn't know my neighbour's name but he knew mine; this resulted in a lot of awkward "hey man" situations. His name is Scott.
I'm a bit of a stickler. Everything needs to be in a certain way or I start getting annoyed. When I get annoyed, I dont talk. I sit and be an asshole for the rest of the day.
I wait for the rain to wash my car.
I dont like skiing because I consider it a boring activity.
I'm very itchy and scratch a lot.
I forget to wash my ears when I shower. Realize it in the middle of the day.
I read a lot but only sports articles and reddit.
I'm not a boring person. All in all I'm a cool dude. I love beer and coffee.
I'm a nice guy.

Currently working as a software engineer in Boston.
Trying to find a parking spot in Somerville
Learning to hit a good backhand on a Tennis court
Trying to learn to play the drums

Tennis,
swimming,
situational comedy,
protecting and supporting the ones i care
making others feel comfortable
Parallel parking
Shotgunning a jug of beer
Not getting the sidelocks length right when I shave
Chopping Onions
Useless trivia
Finding illegal links to watch movies on the internet
relating to south park and seinfeld references in real life
Saying inappropriate things which no one else would have said

Hair
My energy
Humour
My weird walking style

Psychological thrillers
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Seven, KPAX, American Beauty, The Tenant, Dude Where's my Car?, Big Lebowsky, The Illusionist, Prestige, Saw, Italian Horror movies, Following, Jacob's Ladder, Mystic River

Music:
Pink floyd, Led zeppelin, Radiohead, Daft Punk, King Crimson, Porcupine Tree, The Who, ACDC, Iron Maiden.

Shows:
South Park, Seinfeld, Beavis and Butthead, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Coupling, IT Crowd, In Betweeners

iPhone
internet
tennis
music
friends and family

food
sleep
my goals and aspirations
my job - i should stop doing this
women's hair
women's eyes
why women wear high heels and struggle to walk
what it would have been like if i was a famous Tennis player

Drinking With friends
Watching a movie
nothing

My right toe nail shape is out of whack
I'm thinner than I seem to be

You like an energetic enthusiastic guy with a great sense of humour. If you want someone who is reliable and supportive of whatever you want to accomplish. If you found my profile to be acceptable and pleasing.