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outofketchup

29 New Orleans, LA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am from New Orleans, which means I care more about where you went to high school than whether you're about to stab me. It also means that I won't feel the same again until Hubig's is back online.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend a lot of time staring at a computer screen. This is because there are no windows in my office. I am convinced this was done by design. When I'm not at work, I enjoy hanging out with friends, going to festivals, parades, or shows. That's one of the best things about NOLA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I once had an hour-long conversation with Siri. Does that count? I can do the sloppy swish. I guess I'm a decent bowler. I don't need the bumpers anymore. I have turned procrastination into an art form. I could teach you how, but let's face it, it's never going to happen. If we're ever trapped in a building and it's on fire, I guarantee at least a 50% probability that I'll get us out alive. What else could you ask for? Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book has always been 'To Kill a Mockingbird', and it's a pretty good movie, too. Two birds, one Stone! Bram Stoker's Dracula is a pretty awesome movie. For food, I'd say the Surf n Turf at Parkway, but it's so hard to choose. I saw Fleetwood Mac at Jazz Fest, and now I can't go more than 15 minutes without singing the chorus to "Everywhere", despite the fact that they didn't even play that song. Go figure.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mardi Gras
Deadlines
Butter
Whiskey
Midnight
Bounce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The lyrics to "Hey Ya!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
High-fivin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a Creed CD. I am willing to admit this. It happened a long time ago, and I've moved on. I don't want to talk about it anymore! I also once drove an hour just to eat at a Hardee's. I am not ashamed. Now we have a Hardee's in the metro area, so I no longer have to drive for an hour to eat there. I think I will anyway, though. No one will know I did all that extra traveling, but I'll know. I'll know. Ke$ha is my spirit animal. I've said too much.
You should message me if
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You like to laugh, enjoy learning, are willing to be my hype-person for a karaoke version of "Hey Ya!", and are willing to overlook the whole Creed CD thing.