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27 Levittown, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 23
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Other but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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A person looking for another person. Not the worst thing, right?

Working in NYC, in a transitional sort of phase. Recovering Neurotic. Music liker guy. ETC ETC ETC

Let's talk. Let's walk. Let's gawk.

Bigots, anti-semitics, homophobes, assholes of all varieties need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Rising above, and maintaining that rising. I have a job, I have bills, I have aspirations. What's it to you?

Music above all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting in my own way. Getting in your way.

Listening, and then responding.

Making omelets.

calling bullshit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My physical form.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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favorite books: Ones that I can cut interesting stuff out of... Science books and self help guides...
favorite movies: Italian horror and other marginal genres
shows: Simpsons, kids in the hall, Larry Sanders Show, Intervention
Music: anything that don't sound like everything. Examples? Ussachevsky, Cage, 45 Grave, Wanda Jackson, Mingus, Ayler, Sadonation, Xenakis,Varese, The Furors, Johnny Thunders, Television, LAFMS stuff, Daniel Johnston, Beefheart, Pauline Oliveros, Doris Norton, 13th Floor Elevators, et al.
food: hot cereal, fruit roll ups, tums.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mechanical reproduction,
Institutional acceptance,
Lumpy Gravy,
wheat grass,
The teachings of Don Van Vliet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Disparity and the void/The eternal ache of the flesh

the minute before or after the present.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
is there even such a thing as a typical friday?!

Hopefully something fantastic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's hard to admit, but I'm actually not private at all.
You should message me if
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You're interested in romance and misanthropy. Or if you like coffee and debating the concept of time itself.