outthefryingpan
36 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
I am a musician & a writer, but do hold a full time job, yes in a suit most of the time. Some days I can't wait to get out of it & throw on jeans & a T-shirt. I am kind & funny (if you read it too fast, it looks like, Kind of Funny, which it is; the sentence, not me. I'm hysterical) & looking to meet someone and see where it goes.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a banquet manager for a great golf course, not that I've ever swung a club in my life.

Really putting myself back into playing out. (Open mics are typical haunts of mine currently. Anywhere I can play for people & not get harassed by police for doing it or even paid attention to by the patrons, yes it is the way of life; the juke box rules over the open mic-er

I also have a band that I play Bass with.
I’m really good at
Singing & Writing Vocals & Music. And being a bit of a music snob for it.

Everyone says it, but I'm a great listener & problem solver. I figured out this profile BS pretty quickly, anyway.

I have a good sense of humor & happen to be an incredible lover, that's not a joke, by the way, everything I've said is true.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am an excellent conversationalist and that I can spell conversationalist twice in a sentence without use of a backspace...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite movie is Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf with Elizabeth Taylor & Richard Burton. It's the way movies used to be made that gets me. I appreciate good dialog even when a movie is slow. Explosions are Hollywood's answer to A.D.D.

I love Dumb Humor, so movies like Idiocracy and Beavis & Butthead Do America are easily in my top Ten of Comedies, yes I'd break my list up by category; I'm that into movies. But I do love good suspence and thrillers too: The Usual Suspects, The Professional (Leon was better) And I am an out of the closet Arnold Schwarzenegger fan. True Lies is still a repeat watch for me.

My favorite book is Weave World by Clive Barker (Hellraiser). It's Fantasy/Horror about a near extinct race that has magically concealed their existence in a carpet. It is so incredibly structured & well written. Speaking of which, Kurt Vonnegut is amazing. Blue Beard is an awesome book. Chuck Polahniuk is great, but declining as he gets more into the shock content and less the story (Haunted VS Choke) Irvine Welsh is probably my favorite current writer, though that does contradict the shock factor of my last statement. Oh well, I can walk, so I might as well be a contradiction, right?

My favorite band is Pearl Jam. I'm still living in the 90's. No Code, in particular,is a great underrated album of theirs. Some others include, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Stereolab, Bjork, The Flaming Lips, Soul Coughing, REM, Soundgarden, Tool. The list goes on, if they played music when I was a teenager, I get all warm and I shouldn't be talking about this.

Favorite food is probably a falafel, though I am a voracious meat eater too. I probably like falafel so much because it couldn't have run away from me before it was in a wrap.
The six things I could never do without
Guitar
My Voice
Wit
Conversation
Common Sense
Dessert
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to fix situations that are out of whack. I don't like disorder in my life, though, while I'm clean, my house is in shambles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or playing music. I do enjoy a night out, but more often than not my weekend starts on Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Arnold Schwarzenegger & Pearl Jam weren't enough?

Ok, I take pictures from moving vehicles which I may or may not be driving.
You should message me if
Do you play an instrument? Singing in the shower still counts, as long as you're not shy about it.

Want to have a good time and like getting to know new people.

Or...

You laughed while reading this. That's a start...
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