I'm probably as neurotic as neurotic gets and I can be kind of erratic at times, but only because I have more passion for life than I know what to do with and I never turn away from an instinct or compulsion. I'm not sorry. No matter what is going on, you can find me laughing. Life could be worse.
I don't know what I'm doing here. I think I'm hoping to find someone who has a goddamn sense of humor and will tolerate the fact that I can't even begin to describe how full of shit I am. I definitely don't want anything from you besides fart jokes, but you can buy me shit if you want. I'm not looking to meet my soulmate and fall in love, I am just looking for someone who can reciprocate my love and passion for life