I'm a 35 year old female currently living in the Houston area. I have no children, and am really just a big kid myself. I enjoy the company of people who enjoy the goofy things in life but still have a semi-responsible side underneath it all. I've never been married and have no children. I've grown quite fond of my own company over the years and would much rather be alone than with someone I'm not completely happy with.

Some things that catch my eye: a great sense of humor, intelligence, communication skills. I have an extra special soft spot for geeks. I am generally attracted to people who are at least a little chubby, but that's not a requirement. I'm not much of a shallow type, but I also prefer taller guys. I make no discriminations based on race. I am a big girl (read FAT but not frumpy) myself (otherwise known as a BBW). I'm very comfortable with my size (5'6", 230lbs) and am looking for someone who can accept that. I have a penchant for Broadway musicals, have an extremely crude and oftentimes inappropriate sense of humor. Nothing is sacred with me. I'm a strong believer in brutal honesty, often to a fault. My initial shyness is often mistaken for standoffishness, but I'm generally just a big ball of sweetness until you cross me. I'm not a big fan of the outdoors unless you count walks through the Wal-Mart parking lot. I'm adorably clumsy. I'm rather eclectic and can have fun in almost any situation with the right partner in crime.

I can be painfully shy if I'm not comfortable in any given situation. You'll eventually grow to miss that side of me when you realize that it's sometimes difficult to shut me up once I'm comfy.

My knight in shining armor will possess the ability to speak in complete, grammatically correct sentences, will realize that I'm worth most of the headaches that I may cause, respect me for who I am and how I look, from the tip of my occasionally neurotic brain to the bottom of my fat little feet. He should be able to make me laugh and should find me equally amusing. I'm not looking for someone to sweep me off my feet and change my life, but more for someone who I can share the things I already enjoy with, and would allow me to do the same with him. He should also occasionally let me kick his ass at Soul Caliber. I do not concern myself with any "scene" or being "seen" and would probably not mesh well with someone who does.

I used to play alot of World of Warcraft. I could possibly be persuaded to play again with the right person. My weekends are saved for wild and crazy things like going to dinner with my friends, occasionally singing karaoke, coloring my hair. What can I say, I'm a wild and crazy gal. I've got a few great friends that I don't see nearly enough and I'd like to expand my social circle by meeting new people and hopefully making new friends.

I spend a lot of time thinking about things that will probably never happen, and some things that hopefully will. I'm a dreamer, folks. But I'm ok with that. Other things that have been known to cross my mind are various absurd hypothetical situations, what's for dinner, what my upcoming weekend plans are, why there are so many songs about rainbows, etc.

Psychoanalyzing my own behavior but not necessarily doing anything about it. I'm sure I'm good at lots of things but being overly modest is one of them.

I would have to say my tattoos. I have 7 at last count. A few I love, and a few I could live without. I'm currently working on my first half-sleeve.

My favorite book of all time is Catcher in the Rye. I don't read nearly as much as I'd like to. Most of my favorite movies are either cheesy or titles you've never heard of. I'm not a big action movie fan, and I'm not much into the classics. Unamerican, I know. I'll watch almost anything with Philip Seymour Hoffman, Kevin Spacey or Ellen Page in it. Some movies that don't put me to sleep would be Requiem for a Dream, Dancer in the Dark, Cannibal the Musical, Death at a Funeral and Donnie Darko to name a few. I think my ideal date would be watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with someone who could make me understand it without being annoyed with the fact that I will ask 847 questions during the movie. Now that's romance ladies and gents.

This section will be updated in more detail...eventually.

I probably could survive but wouldn't necessarily want to try living without Wal-Mart, the Internet, my friends, my family, and beef and broccoli. Yeah, that's only 5. I'm way too over analytical to answer this question truly honestly without just stating the obvious.

Where I'll be 5 years from now. Ok, next month...or tomorrow.

Possibly working at home. Maybe sleeping. Sometimes out. Often at Walmart.

You'll find more trivial information about me at myspace.com/ov3rduecl4rity

...you have a black velvet unicorn poster that you need colored.

...you are also up at 3am nitpicking your profile and are bored.

...you live near a Shipley's Do-nuts and you smell them baking right this very minute.

...you share my affection for feeding ducks.

...you understand that white cheese is far superior to yellow cheese.