Oh, sure, this self-summary will have some salient bullet points here and there that will immediately tell you if we have a few things in common or whether there are instant deal breakers. For example, you can already tell I'm a chatty Cathy (or whatever the masculine version of that is... Talky Thomas? Loquacious Larry?) and that I adore the absurd, that I am a garrulous giggles giver (this one only applies if you've giggled at anything I've written), and that I alove alliteration alot. You may find this hilarious, amusing, or incredibly annoying depending on who you are.
But there are probably super-many things you won't know about me from this self summary. I can list a few but you still won't really know them, by definition, obviously. Like that underneath my stream-of-consciousness exterior I have a serious side who cares about Things (TM) like helping friends when it matters, doing little things to light up someone's day, family, doing my part to unfuck up the world a little, and spelling abbreviations correctly, etc.
The best way to get to know me is to sit across a table from me and drink things in my general direction. It's not a date, it's a self-summary.