Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Raoul Alligator-Buckets. I know, weird right? My mom
insisted on hyphenating.
I was born in a suburban of Naples, Italy; actually on an American
naval base hospital, so, technically, it's American soil. (I doubt
it's actually dirt from American. It's more likely Italian dirt
that the US appropriated) I grew up in the Doha, Qatar. It's that
little thumb that sticks out of Saudi Arabia like it's sayin', heck
yeah! I'm a little Arab country the size of Rhode Island, but I
punch far above my weight.
I have my head solidly screwed on (both physically and
metaphorically) and I think life is about enjoying things. The
little moments, such as a friend's clever quip, and the big
moments, like a dark night star-filled sky-epiphany in the great
I'm rational and skeptical but also a dreamer with a vivid
imagination. I feel like I may just have said, I'm a chicken but
I'm totally not a chicken. B'gock! In very chicken-like fashion, I
hatch more hare-brained schemes that I can endeavor to complete,
but I don't feel bad about zany ideas that never make it off the
I care for my friends and my family and try to improve myself when
I'm perceptive enough to realize things that could benefit from
some reflection. Mirror mirror on the wall, wtf bro?
I like making people laugh, taking it easy, and finding beauty in
its various forms and subsequently putting myself in a place where
I can be struck by them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Let's get work out of the way: I work for a company that makes
interactive experiences for museums and cultural institutions. I
tippity-type on the computer, rub my chin thoughtfully while coming
up with (hopefully) ingenious solutions to intractable problems,
and manage the technical aspects of various projects.
I'm a musician. I play the guitar and sing. I'm a little across the
board when it comes to genres. Here are a few songs I recorded with
some friends: https://soundcloud.com/crashparlor
These are some things I want to do at some point in my life, in no
* Travel well
* Eat all the things
* Write a novel
* Perform stand-up comedy, in some capacity
* Have one of my songs played on the radio (more than one station,
* Make a short film
* Make great art
* Have a great romance
* Run a marathon
* Have a book of poetry published
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up little ditties. You can give me a few words or a sentence
and I can make a song out of it.
I can usually say something funny about just about anything.
Not taking things too seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea, to be honest. I will ask people and get back to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading: Cannery Row
Last Good Movie: Edge of Tomorrow
Current TV: Orphan Black, House of Cards
Current Favorite Song:
Last eaten: 40% Bran Flakes. Actual cereal name.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the things I want to do that are cramming against each other
preventing me from doing all the things I want to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out grabbing a drink with some friends, or watching a movie at
home, chillin' with the dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't watch shows like The Office and Seinfeld because I get
embarrassed for the characters.
You should message me if
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