Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello friend-o. I'm a little weird. But I make up for it by being
funny, creative, hard-working, and a riot of interesting
I'm half Italian, grew up in the Arabian Gulf, and have lived in
Portland for over 16 years. So, while this feels like home I miss
the occasional pop culture reference.
I'm equally comfortable in the outdoors as well as the indoors. I
enjoy a healthy balance of both. I can casual it up and I also
clean up nice. I'm definitely a fan of fancy-ass food (be careful
where you put the hyphen—fancy ass-food is a no-no) and I
appreciate a well crafted bev'rage.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Let's get work out of the way: I work for a company that makes
interactive experiences for museums and cultural institutions. I
tippity-type on the computer, rub my chin thoughtfully while coming
up with (hopefully) ingenious solutions to intractable problems,
and manage the technical aspects of various projects.
I'm a musician. I play the guitar and sing. I'm a little across the
board when it comes to genres. Here are a few songs I recorded with
some friends: https://soundcloud.com/crashparlor
These are some things I want to do at some point in my life, in no
* Travel well
* Eat all the things
* Write a novel
* Perform stand-up comedy, in some capacity
* Have one of my songs played on the radio (more than one station,
* Make a short film
* Make great art
* Have a great romance
* Run a marathon
* Have a book of poetry published
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up little ditties. You can give me a few words or a sentence
and I can make a song out of it.
I can usually say something funny about just about anything.
Not taking things too seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea, to be honest. I will ask people and get back to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading: Beloved, Toni Morrison.
Last Good Movie: Edge of Tomorrow
Current TV: Orphan Black, House of Cards
Current Favorite Song:
Last eaten: Graham crackers. (I'm assuming this honey biscuit snack
was invented by a Mr. Graham of some kind. Friggin' genius)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the things I want to do that are cramming against each other
preventing me from doing all the things I want to do.
Also, why does a little pencil icon mean I want to edit a text
field on my computer? Do all graphic elements have to refer to a
previous analogous technology?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out grabbing a drink with some friends, or watching a movie at
home, chillin' with the dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't watch shows like The Office and Seinfeld because I get
embarrassed for the characters.
You should message me if
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You are smart, funny, attractive, and have your proverbial shit
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