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owenhime

31 M Morgantown, WV

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–32
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Dec 5, 2013
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My self-summary
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They say The Funk is a living creature. It's about the size of a medicine ball, and covered in teats. It came from another planet, landed over Bootsy Collin's house. Back then, Bootsy was just a simple farmer, but he took one look at those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk, and made himself a Funkshake, for which he praised the Lord. After consuming said Funkshake, he began to feel fizzy inside and found he could see 'round corners. He passed out, but when he came to, baby, he was slappin' that bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious funky priest. A few months later, he was world famous with his band Parliament, and everyone wanted a piece of the Funk: Rick Wakeman, even the BeeGees. One day, Parliament were on the Mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard. That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died. The Funk has never been heard from since but recently an account has surfaced in which a sea-man named Old Gregg claims that he found the Funk in an oyster shell. These are his words:
...Two weeks later, I found the Funk in bed with a Conger Eel. At first I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection, I realized that it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. I offered to take him back to Parliament but he said he was done with that shit, and that they never listened to him anyway, and were only interested in his funky produce. So I let him live down here with me in this cave.
Whether this Old Gregg has the Funk still remains to be seen. Some say the Funk will reappear when it so pleases, in the hands of a worthy musician. Many musicians have tried to find and capture the Funk, but all have failed. Some say it is because the Funk did not judge these musicians as worthy carriers of his glory.

I am time flys, wounds all heals, and rosemary and time
What I’m doing with my life
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The 1980’s saw a dramatic upswing in truly eccentric hair styles. Maybe America was looking to get a little crazy with their coif after the relative mundaneness of sixties and seventies hairstyles like the shellacked flip and the hippie iron-straight look. As any book or movie will tell you, the 80’s were all about excess, and that certainly applied to the hairstyles.
The watchword for hair in the 1980s was BIG. Big hair was certainly not a new concept in the 1980s. In fact, some of history’s biggest hairstyles ever hail from the royal courts of the 17th century. But the 80’s ushered in a new era of inventiveness with more diversity and far more options than had ever existed before.
I’m really good at
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The highest ranking individual goes by the title Sovereign. Should something happen to the current Sovereign to prevent them from fulfilling their duties the next highest ranking member takes over the title and duties of Sovereign.
The Sovereign usually communicates with a "tele-screen", appearing as a heavily distorted, red tinted image with a modulated voice.
The current Sovereign is revealed to be musician David Bowie, who is a shape-shifter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Klaus Sperber (January 24, 1944 - August 6, 1983), better known as Klaus Nomi, was a German countertenor noted for his wide vocal range and an unusual, otherworldly stage persona.
Nomi was known for his bizarrely theatrical live performances, heavy make-up, unusual costumes, and a highly stylized signature hairdo which flaunted a receding hairline. His songs were equally unusual, ranging from synthesizer-laden interpretations of classical music opera to covers of 1960s pop standards like Chubby Checker's "The Twist" and Lou Christie's "Lightnin' Strikes". He is perhaps best remembered in the US as being one of David Bowie's backing singers during a 1979 performance on Saturday Night Live.[1]
Nomi was one of the first celebrities to contract AIDS. He died in 1983 at the age of 39 as a result of complications from the disease.
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Hold on, what, sorry I think alot so its hard to keep track.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smokes
sobe
a computer
more sobe
another computer
and a screwdriver
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The oncoming zombie apocalypes, space weasles, and sharks in funny hats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stopping ridiculous plots to seize control over land deeds by men wearing monster masks,.....and they would have gotten away with it too if not for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Tonight on The Syndicate..
Cairbre sits in a bucket of warm wallpaper paste and reads a Jane Auston Novel.
Cascyad crawls out of a lake and machine guns a box of kittens
Sista say hello to a man in a restroom
and Owen put a funny hat on a shark.
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If you know what my profile means and can explain it to me. Cause Im lost.