owenlars2
30 Tallahassee, FL
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My self-summary
"Dear ________,
I love you so much, I would love to make love to you and stick a Piclsle Jar were the sun dont shine. (Butthole) and you can sqeez your cheeks and break it."
-Note written by 4th grader in the class a friend of mine teaches. According to her, this was the most adorable way to flirt and she said I should make it part of my dating profile. She's been married 3 times, so she has much more experience with dating than I and so I'm taking her advice. Another friend I should write this explanation in order to enhance the cuteness. Apparently, explanations are sexy now a days.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the state making maps. It's a cool enough job to get the experience for a better job down the line, and pays the bills.

Other than work, I just like hanging out with friends, playing video games, watching Netflix, karaoke the usual activities.
I’m really good at
Math, spatial reasoning, logic, video games, collecting, conversation, science, and lots of other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Varies. Often my beard, or my hair. When people see me at the club, they often praise my dancing. I'm also fat, but that's cool. Smile and/or generally positive attitude is probably up there as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- The Dresden Files, The Dark Tower, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, The Wheel of Time series, Discworld books, John Dies at the End, Star Wars novels, pretty much anything written by Neil Gaiman
Current Book- The Dragon Reborn: The Wheel of Time book 3, by Robert Jordan.
Next book: Mister Monday by Garth Nix

Movies- Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Star Wars, anything from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY (favorite movie of all time), Arsenic & Old Lace, The Perils of Gwendolyn in the Land of Yik-Yak, The Godfather Trilogy, many more, and all over the place.
Most recently seen-STAR WARS
Need to see- Revenant, Hateful Eight

Music- mc chris, MC Frontalot, Schaffer the Darklord, Daft Punk, Kirby Krackle, Dethklok, Gorillaz, Nobuo Uematsu, The Megas, as well as lots of classic rock, and nerd type stuff

What I'm listening to now: Podcasts & Audiobooks. Not much music right now other than a bit of Pandora to wake up and shower to.

Food- Apples, General Tso's Chicken, Bloody Steak

TV shows- GAME OF THRONES, The Walking Dead, Rick & Morty, Archer, Sherlock, Q/I, Metalocalypse, Justified, The Venture Bros., Fringe, Doctor Who, Once Upon a Time, M*A*S*H, The IT Crowd, Steven Universe, many many more....

Comic books/Graphic Novels- Sex Criminals, The Dark Knight Returns, Transmetropolitan, Neil Gaiman's Sandman, The Walking Dead

Video Games- Final Fantasy VI (favorite game of all time), The Witcher 3, Portal 2, Mass Effect, Journey, Borderlands 2, Bioshock, Fallout 4, The Binding of Isaac, many others
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My mind goes all over the place and I think about a lot of things all the time. I'm often listening to podcasts or audiobooks at work or when at home or whenever, and thinking of ideas for stories or imaginary conversations or theoretical science or alternate universes or pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something or trying to find something to do. Usually the later, but I prefer the former obviously. If I can't find anything else to do, I'll just go to Poor Paul's to see who's around.

I like to go to First Fridays. It's down at Railroad Square, and they got good art, and cool stuff to do, and it's a great place to meet people and make friends. If you see me, go ahead and run up and say you remember seeing me from OKCupid. I'll probably introduce you around to whomever I'm hanging out with at the time and let you join us if you want.

I also love karaoke, and sometimes go to Birds or Down Below for that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's not really private, cause I'm very open about it, but I am sex positive and body positive. This does not mean I'm always fucking and eating pizza, this just means I believe sex and bodies are good things that, if treated right and discusses openly and honestly, can make every one have better all around life experiences. Actually, that is the #1 thing you should know about me, I try to be completely open and honest about things. Ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my ability. Wanna do it anonymously? then ask me on tumblr: Owenlars2.tumblr.com (sometimes NSFW)
You should message me if
You wanna hang out. Maybe grab a beer or coffee. Or join me on a walk. Or talk. Or dance. Or whatever, honestly, there is basically no reason not to message me. even if it's anonymously through tumblr.
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