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31 Pittsburgh, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–59
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 24, 2014
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- I escaped through a keyhole before they erased me

- I breathe better with the mask on

- I'm not a ladies' man (I'm a landmine)

- I can vibe to anything

- I'm one part endless, two parts death

- all my bones are laughing as you're dancing on my grave
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- my eyes are slits in bags of fat

- my Tamarian style (please do not misunderstand)

- my pockets full of drywall screws
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Is all that we see or seem, but a dream within a dream."
Charles D. Shakespeare
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- a sky for shoeing horses under

- pink in black & white

- twelve young sycamore trees

- balance

- a simple universal system of buoy and rope that you would use to tug your weightless mass along on 'til you found a planet that you felt might be just right for you

- ten seconds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- the simple engine of your fears

- what AD&D alignment various fictional characters would be

- something to say the day you burst

- does a bachelor's degree arm oneself as it guts its prey

- forever (what does that mean?)

- the machinery of your throat

- aftercare & aftermath

- will I gain weight in later life

- when will someone swing a scythe against me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- in the boiler rooms of buildings where your heroes get hung

- culling lambs and the lions they steal from

- sunbathing on the shores of a nightmare

- paging Dr Moon or Gun

- faking suicide for applause in the food courts of malls

- cursing racing horses on church steps
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I want to be more than a stomach on four legs

- the sound of light rain and burning leaves is the same

- there's a place in this world where people like me are found by people like you

- you can't take the eat out of death (that spelling is fixed)

- through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see, one chants out between two worlds: Fire! walk with me.

- god hates a coward, sonny
You should message me if
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- you like card-board games and want to play them

- your life's become some blurry little quest

- you come beating like moth's wings: spastic & violently

- you own your ghost

- you have the kind of hunger that wings once sprung from

- you're a beautiful & violent work

- you find yourself longing for a certain drastic context

- your eyes are pissholes in the snow

- you promised me poems

- something in your throat feels more forgiven and the sunlight seems to have put back the knife it sometimes pulls on you