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owlcaveperson

31 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–59
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- I escaped through a keyhole before they erased me

- I breathe better with the mask on

- I'm not a ladies' man (I'm a landmine)

- I can vibe to anything

- I'm one part endless, two parts death

- all my bones are laughing as you're dancing on my grave
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- my eyes are slits in bags of fat

- my Tamarian style (please do not misunderstand)

- my pockets full of drywall screws
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Is all that we see or seem, but a dream within a dream."
Charles D. Shakespeare
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- a sky for shoeing horses under

- pink in black & white

- twelve young sycamore trees

- balance

- a simple universal system of buoy and rope that you would use to tug your weightless mass along on 'til you found a planet that you felt might be just right for you

- ten seconds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- the simple engine of your fears

- what AD&D alignment various fictional characters would be

- something to say the day you burst

- does a bachelor's degree arm oneself as it guts its prey

- forever (what does that mean?)

- the machinery of your throat

- aftercare & aftermath

- will I gain weight in later life

- when will someone swing a scythe against me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- in the boiler rooms of buildings where your heroes get hung

- culling lambs and the lions they steal from

- sunbathing on the shores of a nightmare

- paging Dr Moon or Gun

- faking suicide for applause in the food courts of malls

- cursing racing horses on church steps
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I want to be more than a stomach on four legs

- the sound of light rain and burning leaves is the same

- there's a place in this world where people like me are found by people like you

- you can't take the eat out of death (that spelling is fixed)

- through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see, one chants out between two worlds: Fire! walk with me.

- god hates a coward, sonny
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you like card-board games and want to play them

- your life's become some blurry little quest

- you come beating like moth's wings: spastic & violently

- you own your ghost

- you have the kind of hunger that wings once sprung from

- you're a beautiful & violent work

- you find yourself longing for a certain drastic context

- your eyes are pissholes in the snow

- you promised me poems

- something in your throat feels more forgiven and the sunlight seems to have put back the knife it sometimes pulls on you