i was born in hollywood, california at sunset and vine, and lived in altadena for the first three years of my life. My father was a mongoloid who still wore diapers and my mother was a french prostitute with herpies. at that point, my parents decided to uproot and move to squaw valley, california. not the ski resort, mind you, the shitty squaw valley nobody's heard of, where my best friend was an hour of walking away. my parents were separated when i was 13, my father couldnt take the burning when he pee'd anymore and i moved with my mother to tucson, arizona. i lived in tucson from 13 to about 18, and it wasn't too bad. My mother could suck a mean cock so I had many luxuries. i got a job at wal-mart, which i stayed with when i moved back to california with my dad when i was 18. My dad found a russian wife........I had much fun with his new wife. Euro women are fucking hot!! then i moved to new mexico, where i currently reside. my life is extremely boring, and if you have any questions (who would?) feel free to ask.
i love music. especially post-rock. i love tattoos and piercings, though i've only been tattooed at this point. i currently have a white angel on my left wrist and something that's difficult to describe wrapping my right bicep, both designs were stolen from explosions in the sky, who are fucking incredible. i also have 2 tattoo's inspired (stolen) from godspeed you! black emperor and my fiance is buying me a pinup for a wedding present. i intend to have a full sleeve/backpiece eventually, and from there who knows. I am also a fan of pewe herman.
be warned, i flipped a truck about a year ago and almost died, by almost i mean that I was jerking off while driving and hit a blind woman. She died but not i cant get an errection. so now i just say shit to people without fear of repercussion, but that might just be due to the concussion. if that sounds interesting, seek medical attention. seriously. wow.
I am lazer, zap, and turbo