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owlhonad

27 M Toivola, MI

My Details

Last Online
May 1, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
i am engaged to the best girl in the world, svengali_deck and am looking for friends unless you are a cute bi girl. why? no reason sheesh

i was born in hollywood, california at sunset and vine, and lived in altadena for the first three years of my life. My father was a mongoloid who still wore diapers and my mother was a french prostitute with herpies. at that point, my parents decided to uproot and move to squaw valley, california. not the ski resort, mind you, the shitty squaw valley nobody's heard of, where my best friend was an hour of walking away. my parents were separated when i was 13, my father couldnt take the burning when he pee'd anymore and i moved with my mother to tucson, arizona. i lived in tucson from 13 to about 18, and it wasn't too bad. My mother could suck a mean cock so I had many luxuries. i got a job at wal-mart, which i stayed with when i moved back to california with my dad when i was 18. My dad found a russian wife........I had much fun with his new wife. Euro women are fucking hot!! then i moved to new mexico, where i currently reside. my life is extremely boring, and if you have any questions (who would?) feel free to ask.

i love music. especially post-rock. i love tattoos and piercings, though i've only been tattooed at this point. i currently have a white angel on my left wrist and something that's difficult to describe wrapping my right bicep, both designs were stolen from explosions in the sky, who are fucking incredible. i also have 2 tattoo's inspired (stolen) from godspeed you! black emperor and my fiance is buying me a pinup for a wedding present. i intend to have a full sleeve/backpiece eventually, and from there who knows. I am also a fan of pewe herman.

be warned, i flipped a truck about a year ago and almost died, by almost i mean that I was jerking off while driving and hit a blind woman. She died but not i cant get an errection. so now i just say shit to people without fear of repercussion, but that might just be due to the concussion. if that sounds interesting, seek medical attention. seriously. wow.

I am lazer, zap, and turbo
What I’m doing with my life
working and living and lovin' sheep
I’m really good at
guitar hero and literally fuckign animals
The first things people usually notice about me
i roll with the man upstairs Jay Chrizzle and he comin' back to smite all y'all or maybe just slap your infants penis around.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a. anything by orwell or lovecraft b. anything by wes anderson, i like a lot of movies but i really like wes anderson c. the album leaf, the arcade fire, ben folds, between the buried and me, black star, bloc party, bright eyes, broken social scene, children of bodom, the clash, converge, the crystal method, dashboard confessional, death cab for cutie, death from above 1979, the dillinger escape plan, dntel, explosions in the sky, the fall of troy, fall out boy, foo fighters, four tet, god is an astronaut, godspeed you! black emperor, iron and wine, iron maiden, isis, jackson 5, jeff buckley, john lennon, journey, m83, mastodon, metallica, ministry, modest mouse, mono, mum, mogwai, muse, neutral milk hotel, nick drake, nico, nine inch nails, nofx, a northern chorus, of montreal, ok go, opeth, pantera, the postal service, public enemy, queen, radiohead, the red chord, red sparowes, refused, rilo kiley, ryan adams, set your goals, sigur ros, snow patrol, stars, stevie wonder, streetlight manifesto, sufjan stevens, talking heads, ted leo & the pharmacists, this will destroy you, thursday, tortoise, weezer, wilco, 65daysofstatic d. sushi
The six things I could never do without
1. green tea 2. rockstar energy drink which gives me the power to punch bears in the face 3. rock band 4. ipod 5. macbook air 6. oxygen haha get it i bet you havent seen anyone else say that 7. this broad im engaged to. she is better than green tea or rokcstar or guitar hero or my ipod or my car. i have to give an edge to air though, sorry hon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
masterbating to livestock..........am i the onlyone?
On a typical Friday night I am
working, on the internet. goons
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i once shot a man in reno just to watch him die
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
if your screen name is owthonad..........i will not respond to anyone else