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owlofcreamcheese
28 / M / straight / Single
Bangor, Maine
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am slaphands, mcguilicutty, and AIM: Bubbajamm.
My Self-Summary
Oh yeah I know batman. batman is always calling me up and I'm like
"batman your a cool dude but I have to hang out with my other
friends" and he is like "can't I come" and I'm all like "batman
come on, me and luke skywalker are going to the movies and his
hover car only fits two so maybe next time" and batman just mopes
around his bat cave for like a week like I'm mad at him or
something.
I can see the future too, did you know that? Christmas morning was the worst, everyone was like "oh what did I get" and I'm all "a hot wheels adventure playset" and everyone is like 'screw you owl now what do I have to look forward to!? WORST CHRISTMAS EVER'
I can see the future too, did you know that? Christmas morning was the worst, everyone was like "oh what did I get" and I'm all "a hot wheels adventure playset" and everyone is like 'screw you owl now what do I have to look forward to!? WORST CHRISTMAS EVER'
What I’m doing with my life
I read somewhere that cats have over 300 unique meows and that in a
study between American and soviet cats there was several distinct
vocal differences. I read this ON THE SUN.
I’m really good at
I can fit an entire orange in my mouth. I put it on my resume and
got a job and I am pretty sure thats why.
The first things people usually notice about me
Lets take this opportunity we have together to watch some youtube
videos:
I Love a Red Haired Dog Watermellon Nights
Censored Count Big girls don't cry Ronald McDonald Insanity Animation Mix
Pink Milk Crisis Wanna Hold Your Ear Adventures of Mark Twain First McDonald's Commercial This is Serious Kinder Surprise
La Pequeña Hillary Clinton Frodo, Don't Wear The Ring
I Love a Red Haired Dog Watermellon Nights
Censored Count Big girls don't cry Ronald McDonald Insanity Animation Mix
Pink Milk Crisis Wanna Hold Your Ear Adventures of Mark Twain First McDonald's Commercial This is Serious Kinder Surprise
La Pequeña Hillary Clinton Frodo, Don't Wear The Ring
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I kinda get ashamed by the music I like, but I really don't like
the people that say "I like everything except country or rap" (and
maybe leave off 'and rap' if black people are in the room) because
they never really do like everything, they just don't want to say
what they like. So here is some alphabetical lists of crap I
like:
Favorite Music: Bright Eyes, Dntel, Eels, Flaming Lips, Grandaddy, Great lake Swimmers, Okkervil River, Rasputina, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Sufjan Stevens, The Elected The Shins
Favorite TV Shows: Arrested Development, Daily Show, Discovery Channel, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords Good Eats, House MD, Invader Zim, Lost, Medical Shows, Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, South Park, Star Trek, The Office
Favorite Movies: 2001, Clockwork Orange, 28 days later, Amelie, Battle Royal ,Dawn of the Dead, Drop Dead Fred, Dogma, Evil Dead, Hellraiser, Napoleon Dynamite, Pan's Labyrinth, Pixar Films, Shaun of the Dead, Suicide Club, The Dark Crystal, The Fountain, The Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Trolls 2
Favorite Books: Accelerando, Age of Spiritual machines, Brave New World, Broca's Brain: Reflections on the Romance of Science, Cat's Cradle, Dark Tower, Harry Potter (hurrr), Light of Other days, Manifold series, Snow Crash, The Little Prince, Valis, Worlds of Power
Favorite Music: Bright Eyes, Dntel, Eels, Flaming Lips, Grandaddy, Great lake Swimmers, Okkervil River, Rasputina, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Sufjan Stevens, The Elected The Shins
Favorite TV Shows: Arrested Development, Daily Show, Discovery Channel, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords Good Eats, House MD, Invader Zim, Lost, Medical Shows, Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, South Park, Star Trek, The Office
Favorite Movies: 2001, Clockwork Orange, 28 days later, Amelie, Battle Royal ,Dawn of the Dead, Drop Dead Fred, Dogma, Evil Dead, Hellraiser, Napoleon Dynamite, Pan's Labyrinth, Pixar Films, Shaun of the Dead, Suicide Club, The Dark Crystal, The Fountain, The Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Trolls 2
Favorite Books: Accelerando, Age of Spiritual machines, Brave New World, Broca's Brain: Reflections on the Romance of Science, Cat's Cradle, Dark Tower, Harry Potter (hurrr), Light of Other days, Manifold series, Snow Crash, The Little Prince, Valis, Worlds of Power
The six things I could never do without
ethyl benzene, Pull and peel licorice, Fiberglass surface resins,
all purpose flowers, Adjustable aluminum head positioner, grated
orange rhubarb
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future.
On a typical Friday night I am
making outlandish claims on internet dating websites apparently is
the correct answer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong
You should message me if
every single person that reads this should message me. I will tell
you your future.
I had a dream I married a girl named "Ist" so if thats your name you probably should message me.
I had a dream I married a girl named "Ist" so if thats your name you probably should message me.
