Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

Oh yeah I know batman. batman is always calling me up and I'm like "batman your a cool dude but I have to hang out with my other friends" and he is like "can't I come" and I'm all like "batman come on, me and luke skywalker are going to the movies and his hover car only fits two so maybe next time" and batman just mopes around his bat cave for like a week like I'm mad at him or something.

I can see the future too, did you know that? Christmas morning was the worst, everyone was like "oh what did I get" and I'm all "a hot wheels adventure playset" and everyone is like 'screw you owl now what do I have to look forward to!? WORST CHRISTMAS EVER'

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I read somewhere that cats have over 300 unique meows and that in a study between American and soviet cats there was several distinct vocal differences. I read this ON THE SUN.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

I can fit an entire orange in my mouth. I put it on my resume and got a job and I am pretty sure thats why.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Lets take this opportunity we have together to watch some youtube videos:

I Love a Red Haired Dog Watermellon Nights

Censored Count Big girls don't cry Ronald McDonald Insanity Animation Mix

Pink Milk Crisis Wanna Hold Your Ear Adventures of Mark Twain First McDonald's Commercial This is Serious Kinder Surprise

La Pequeña Hillary Clinton Frodo, Don't Wear The Ring

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

I kinda get ashamed by the music I like, but I really don't like the people that say "I like everything except country or rap" (and maybe leave off 'and rap' if black people are in the room) because they never really do like everything, they just don't want to say what they like. So here is some alphabetical lists of crap I like:

Favorite Music: Bright Eyes, Dntel, Eels, Flaming Lips, Grandaddy, Great lake Swimmers, Okkervil River, Rasputina, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Sufjan Stevens, The Elected The Shins

Favorite TV Shows: Arrested Development, Daily Show, Discovery Channel, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords Good Eats, House MD, Invader Zim, Lost, Medical Shows, Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, South Park, Star Trek, The Office

Favorite Movies: 2001, Clockwork Orange, 28 days later, Amelie, Battle Royal ,Dawn of the Dead, Drop Dead Fred, Dogma, Evil Dead, Hellraiser, Napoleon Dynamite, Pan's Labyrinth, Pixar Films, Shaun of the Dead, Suicide Club, The Dark Crystal, The Fountain, The Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Trolls 2

Favorite Books: Accelerando, Age of Spiritual machines, Brave New World, Broca's Brain: Reflections on the Romance of Science, Cat's Cradle, Dark Tower, Harry Potter (hurrr), Light of Other days, Manifold series, Snow Crash, The Little Prince, Valis, Worlds of Power

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

ethyl benzene, Pull and peel licorice, Fiberglass surface resins, all purpose flowers, Adjustable aluminum head positioner, grated orange rhubarb

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

The future.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

making outlandish claims on internet dating websites apparently is the correct answer.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I never beat ocarina of time till 2008

You should message me if Propose an edit

every single person that reads this should message me. I will tell you your future.