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24 Seattle, WA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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WARNING: I do not now, nor will I in the future, want children. If you have children or eventually want them, please don't waste your time by messaging me.

I'm a beer snob in the worst kind of way who uses rainy days as excuses to try new beer. Needless to say, I've tried a lot of fucking beer.

In north Mississippi born and raised,
on the bayou was where I spent most of my days,
sweatin' out .... yeah no I give up. You get the point.

All I want in life is a filthy punk to hold me tight.

Oh, by the way, I recently deleted all my questions because they were mostly answered over a year ago and a lot has changed since then. That means you should take our percentages with a grain of salt until I've got a reasonable number again.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently a cheesemonger, but I aspire to be an epidemiologist when (if) I grow up. Diseases are freaking cool. Don't get me started. Or do. Your call.

Moving to Seattle introduced me to kayaking, running outside for a change, and drinking lots of different beers. I try to integrate all of these into my life as often as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really introspective and tend to spend a lot of time analyzing my life. This means I'm pretty good at admitting when I fuck up. I think that's a talent.

I'm great at retaining slightly useless facts, but God forbid I manage to remember one when someone puts me on the spot.

I am fucking AWESOME at painting my nails.

I really enjoy organizing. My boss says I'm "Tetris-minded."

Do you like pork chops? I cook a mean pork chop.

I always pour the perfect amount of head. Seriously. Try me. I'm magical.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have hella thick eyebrows and a very distinct voice (in the key of E, apparently).

Edit: after asking several of my friends, apparently the correct answer is, in fact, "tits."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like niche books, and I'm one of those terrible people who can never read one book at a time.
Currently reading:
* The Gentlemen Bastards series
* Cannabis: A History
* The Discovery of Insulin
* Splendid Solution: Jonas Salk and the Conquest of Polio

One of my most favorite pieces of classic literature is Vanity Fair. I've read it a dozen times. One of my most favorite pieces of modern literature is a collection of short stories entitled "St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves."

I really don't want to talk about how much Grey's Anatomy I've watched in the last week. It's... astounding.

I like documentaries. I like movies I remember from when I was a child. I like movies that suck you in and make you forget where and who you are.

If you don't like "How to Train Your Dragon," you probably also don't like puppies and kittens and joy and laughter and rainbows.

Let's not talk music. You'll probably laugh at me.

Oh, food. Well, my main food group is cheese. Actually, yeah, that's basically all I eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat.
A reason to wake up in the morning.
The ability to feel.
The past.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why pictures of men with long hair holding kittens make me squeal in such an undignified way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either drinking a Hot Charlotte or dancing my face off.

The two aren't mutually exclusive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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At 23, I finally learned how to cook Southern food. I'm a disgrace.

I love cold, starry nights. I prefer to spend them wrapped in obscenely warm flannel, smoking a quality cigar, and drinking a deep, chewy beer.

I have a pair of Uggs. Get over it.
You should message me if
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You think you can teach me something. I love to learn things, and everyone I've met has taught me something I didn't know previously, whether intentionally or not. If you're smarter than me, I'm immediately infatuated. Just don't be an ass about it.

If you read voraciously. Extra points for nonfiction, technical books, action-packed historical fiction, and a bit of fantasy (I'm on the George R. R. Martin bandwagon).

If your pants fit you and you don't think a short sleeve button-up is ever okay. In any situation. Period. Goddammit. Dressing for the occasion is always awesome, whether the occasion calls for a t-shirt or a suit.

You love the rain. I moved here for it.

WARNING: if you currently have or may at some point want to have children, you should move right along. My disdain for children is legendary.

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