You think you can teach me something. I love to learn things, and
everyone I've met has taught me something I didn't know previously,
whether intentionally or not. If you're smarter than me, I'm
immediately infatuated. Just don't be an ass about it.
You're not afraid of dark lipstick and darker clothing.
You like to watch football. I love a good game.
You can eat. I love to cook and bake. I'm Southern, I feed people.
It's a compulsion.
You like dark, knock you on your ass beer. My favorite is the
Parabola from Firestone Walker. At 13%, it's a one and done beer
for me. I'm somewhat of a snob, but I don't mind the occasional
If jazz and the blues tickle your fancy, get at me. Triple points
if you know a good place to listen to them.
If you read voraciously. Extra points (perhaps 1.5) for nonfiction,
technical books, action-packed historical fiction, and a bit of
fantasy (I'm on the George R. R. Martin bandwagon). I'd love
suggestions in any of those categories.
If your pants fit you and you don't think a short sleeve button-up
is ever okay. In any situation. Period. Goddammit. Dressing for the
occasion is always awesome, whether the occasion calls for a
t-shirt or a suit.
You love the rain. I moved here for it.
I swear to GOD if another of you "witty" motherfuckers messages me
telling me that there's a word for what I describe in my private
thing, I will implode with frustration. It implies that you assume
I'm not smart enough, driven enough, willing enough, to find out
the reason behind that smell, and, coincidentally, the name of it.
Condescension is NOT sexy. Find another opener.