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owltattoo

24 Seattle, WA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WARNING: I do not now, nor will I in the future, want children. If you have children or eventually want them, please don't message me.

I'm a beer snob in the worst kind of way who uses rainy days as excuses to try new beer. Needless to say, I've tried a lot of fucking beer.

I'm just looking for someone who can surprise a laugh out of me on a regular basis.

BONUS: I was recently told by my best bro that I am, in fact, the best bro. With tits. So, like, the quintessential bro?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a cheese monger, but I aspire to be an epidemiologist when (if) I grow up. Diseases are freaking cool.

Moving to Seattle introduced me to kayaking, running outside for a change, and drinking lots of different beers. I try to integrate all of these into my life as often as possible.

Also, and here's my white girl cred, I'm definitely using my Starbuck's Gold Card to its fullest potential.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really introspective and tend to spend a lot of time analyzing my life. This means I'm pretty good at admitting when I fuck up. I think that's a talent.

I'm great at retaining slightly useless facts, but God forbid I manage to remember one when someone puts me on the spot.

I am fucking AWESOME at painting my nails.

I really enjoy organizing. My boss says I'm "Tetris-minded."

Do you like pork chops? I cook a mean pork chop.

I always pour the perfect amount of head. Seriously. Try me. I'm magical.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have hella thick eyebrows and a very distinct voice (in the key of E, apparently). Although I guess the fact that my hair is blue is probably high up there.

Edit: after asking several of my friends, apparently the correct answer is, in fact, "tits."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like niche books, and I'm one of those terrible people who can never read one book at a time.
Currently reading:
* Level 4: Virus Hunters of the CDC
* Cannabis: A History
* The Discovery of Insulin
* Splendid Solution: Jonas Salk and the Conquest of Polio

Is anyone a good finder? Will you come over and find my damn book about Rabies? I've been trying to figure out what I did with the fucker for months.

One of my most favorite pieces of classic literature is Vanity Fair. I've read it a dozen times. One of my most favorite pieces of modern literature is a collection of short stories entitled "St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves."

I really don't want to talk about how much time I spend on Netflix.

I like documentaries. I like movies I remember from when I was a child. I like movies that suck you in and make you forget where and who you are. And I fucking LOVE a good horror film. "The Babadook," anyone? And before you ask: "It Follows" was a fine film, but I'm still a fan of The Babadook-dook-dook.

If you don't like "How to Train Your Dragon," you probably also don't like puppies and kittens and joy and laughter and rainbows.

All that said, I think my favorite movie might be "SLC Punk."

Let's not talk music. You'll probably laugh at me.

Oh, food. Well, my main food group is cheese. Actually, yeah, that's basically all I eat. And nachos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat.
A reason to wake up in the morning.
Color.
The ability to feel.
The past.
Hope.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why pictures of men with long hair in a bun holding kittens make me squeal.

The next flavor of cupcake I want to make.

How if a psychologist read all of the questions of an OKC user, they could probably accurately get an idea of their mental health. Assuming we all answer honestly, of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either drinking or underwear dancing with my cat.

The two aren't mutually exclusive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a pair of Uggs. Get over it.

My "charming" Southern accent appears when I'm shit-faced, supremely enraged, or speaking to other Southerners. Exclusively.

My cat has a hashtag.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you can teach me something. I love to learn things, and everyone I've met has taught me something I didn't know previously, whether intentionally or not. If you're smarter than me, I'm immediately infatuated. Just don't be an ass about it.

If you read voraciously. Extra points for nonfiction, technical books, action-packed historical fiction, and a bit of fantasy (I'm on the George R. R. Martin bandwagon).

If your pants fit you and you don't think a short sleeve button-up is ever okay. In any situation. Period. Goddammit. Dressing for the occasion is always awesome, whether the occasion calls for a t-shirt or a suit.

You love the rain. I moved here for it.

You have a man bun. Or tattoos. Or both. Definitely both.

If you don't smoke up every day. I'm not interested in someone who can't function without weed, and I don't smoke.

WARNING: if you currently have or may at some point want to have children, please respect that I don't want children ever, and I don't want to become involved with someone who currently has or may at some point want children. Please don't message me asking me why I don't want kids, ridiculing me, or trying to change my mind. It's disrespectful.