Give me your dad's saw and a violin bow and I will play you the most beautifully eerie rendition of "Somewhere over the Rainbow" you've ever heard.
I work part-time as a sub for the public school system which is nice but my real love is for playing music and the culinary arts.
Oh, I think I should throw it out there that I "hate to laugh". Whenever a friend throws on a Mitch Hedburg album I have to cover my ears and I will just book it down the street any time someone says the words "knock knock"... Just in case a joke is about to follow.
I should also mention that I am not "goal oriented", I am "meaningless cliche oriented".
Disclaimer: I actually live in Lake Arrowhead, work in Ontario.