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ownedbyoblivion

37 Asheville, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to think of myself as: clever and witty, but with a healthy dose of sarcasm. I have been described as somewhere between Dr. Who (david tennant version) and Dr. Cox (scrubs) For those inside my circle, I am: genuine, honest, giving, and compassionate. For those who aren't, well....not so much ;p
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting to responsibly live out my childhood a little later than intended.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-I am a classically trained Chef, but I do NOT bake as a matter of principle...if I bake for you, you should know that I am professing my undying love for you with that act
-Reading expressions and body language
-Witty retorts and perfectly timed burns
-Walking away from things from which need be left be

I am working on being good at:
-Teaching myself guitar (classical, acoustic, electric, and Irish banjo)
-Learning the lessons of the past
-Walking towards things that I want to be close....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, then tattoos, then back to the eyes....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am an unapologetic Sci-Fi geek so I spend far too much time immersed in:
-Sci Fi Novels
-Xbox
-D&D
-MTG
-Strategy Gaming
-Joss Whedon Series

-and other geeky pastimes...

As far as music goes, I love traditional Irish, classic rock, old country, and anything with a truly skilled female vocalist.
-Bad Religion...What punk should be...Oh, and Greg...my hockey challenge still stands!
-Flogging Molly...Worst day since yesterday
-Pogues...Shane?...Shane?...get up its time to slur out some songs again
-Evanescence...Amy Lee is a Goddess...I will hear no arguments to the contrary
-Garbage...Shirley Manson makes my knees weak
-Skynard...yes I am southern, though you wouldn't guess
-Beethoven...I bow to your genius every day
-Stevie Nicks...Ok, Ok...the goat thing WAS funny
-Journey....yeah, I said Journey
-Hank Williams...but can a country boy survive the lost highway?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Coffee
2) My guitar "Fiona"
3) My Xbox
4) Books
5) A D20...I use saving throws to make major life choices
6) Dancing with Mary Jane
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Why I don't have a sonic screwdriver.....*Edit: I now own two.
-Given the recent screwdriver acquisition, I amend my previous
quandary to "Why don't I have an Australian Fruit Bat"?
-Would it be worth the legal trouble to just run over the
scooter doing 10 mph in the fast lane
-Why no one realizes that Jam bands are absolutely devoid of
talent
-Where did I put my Matrix of Leadership?
-But...But....Woodchucks CAN chuck wood!?
-Is 10,000 rounds enough ammo for Z-day?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not at the bar....If you want to get anywhere with me, you won't be either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I walk up to automatic sliding doors, I wave my hand like I am using the force to open them
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are the nerdy, geeky, antisocial, bookworm, romantic type....redheads and brunettes with glasses get bonus points!

You should NOT message me if: you place value in being politically correct, drink more than the occasional glass of wine, or require more than one adjective to describe your diet.