staring at the moon
or swimming naked in the ocean...
But not Venice Beach.
Ick! That shat is nasty.
Gonna make me get all raspy.
I worship nature, but not gonna go camping...
not even glamping... that's gonna cause me cramping.
It's time to do some revamping.
I'm health conscious and a lil organic obsessive.
It's better than being depressive.
But the sight of a yoga mat makes me cringe.
Don't make me twinge.
Polka dotted yellow plaid... don't get mad.
Thank Gawd we're not in Baghdad.
You want to get political?
I won't get on an elliptical.
Don't be no hipster wookie
If ya wanna share my gluten free cookie
I'm an independent, free spirit.
Chromotinic... in a clinic.
No way will I ever be nicotinic.
I'd rather date a law breaker.
Or just kick back with the refrigerator.