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ozboka

42 M Brisbane, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Transportation
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
About Me
Male, Separated, Brisbane Western Suburbs

POSITION VACANT: Friend / Lover
Duration: Full time / Part time / Casual

An exciting new position of Friend/Lover has opened up in the life of Ozboka.
This role can be viewed as a challenging one, however can be highly rewarding to successful applicants.

Ozboka is an extrovert, talkative, adventurous and has a unique sense of humour.Ozboka is a occasional smoker(trying to quit) and a occasional drinker with no prior criminal convictions and no history of sociopathic behaviour.
He is creative, a quick thinker, fast talker and good listener (He likes to think so). Ozboka enjoys camping, fishing, non-sporting activities, dinner parties, board games, movie nights and photography. He enjoys a wide variety of television shows, however currently follows nothing on-air religiously (except for The Big Bang Theory & Warehouse 13).

Ideal candidate will be a good friend, open minded, and willing to step outside the box.

Employee Benefits:
Lots of affection and attention
Gourmet meals (yeah right,who am I kidding)
Never-ending source of entertainment
Respect
Your own space
No pressure
Fun and enjoyable conditions

Essential:
Good sense of humour
Sense of adventure
Confidence
Intelligent
Non-judgemental
Stable
Mentally healthy
Affectionate
No criminal history

Desirable:
Self-Awareness
Compassionate
Physically healthy
Secure
Goal-orientated
Respectful friends
No serious mental health issues

If you think this is you, please send a covering letter indicating your suitability and experience,your CV of no more than 4 pages and references from your last 5 sexual partners. All successful applicants will be notified by mail of the interview stage where you will be also required to give hair,blood and urine samples.For the successful applicant, finger printing will also be required to perform a police background check before security clearance is given.

Actually the last paragraph is all bullshit, If your interested,send me a message and we'll take it from there.
If not well I hope you at least got a bit of a laugh from my profile
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying discovering what it is to be me again
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. They are naturally blue but seem to change in shade and intensity with the weather.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order

1. Coffee
2. Digital SLR Camera
3. Computer
4. iPod
5. Sex
6. Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ideas for photographic shoots. Oh and if the answer to the ultimate question of Life,The universe...and Everything is 42..... What IS the question
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for mischief to get up to
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If vanilla would be the last word you would use to describe yourself as.