Male, Separated, Brisbane Western Suburbs
POSITION VACANT: Friend / Lover
Duration: Full time / Part time / Casual
An exciting new position of Friend/Lover has opened up in the life of Ozboka.
This role can be viewed as a challenging one, however can be highly rewarding to successful applicants.
Ozboka is an extrovert, talkative, adventurous and has a unique sense of humour.Ozboka is a occasional smoker(trying to quit) and a occasional drinker with no prior criminal convictions and no history of sociopathic behaviour.
He is creative, a quick thinker, fast talker and good listener (He likes to think so). Ozboka enjoys camping, fishing, non-sporting activities, dinner parties, board games, movie nights and photography. He enjoys a wide variety of television shows, however currently follows nothing on-air religiously (except for The Big Bang Theory & Warehouse 13).
Ideal candidate will be a good friend, open minded, and willing to step outside the box.
Lots of affection and attention
Gourmet meals (yeah right,who am I kidding)
Never-ending source of entertainment
Your own space
Fun and enjoyable conditions
Good sense of humour
Sense of adventure
No criminal history
No serious mental health issues
If you think this is you, please send a covering letter indicating your suitability and experience,your CV of no more than 4 pages and references from your last 5 sexual partners. All successful applicants will be notified by mail of the interview stage where you will be also required to give hair,blood and urine samples.For the successful applicant, finger printing will also be required to perform a police background check before security clearance is given.
Actually the last paragraph is all bullshit, If your interested,send me a message and we'll take it from there.
If not well I hope you at least got a bit of a laugh from my profile