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p0ison1vy

24 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 23
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've spent the last two years working two jobs and relegating my social life to sparse online banter with a select few people.

I've decided that this is no longer necessary, and have subsequently freed myself from the shackles of low-wage slavery.

Come at me.
For coffee?...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
getting elbowed by elderly Chinese ladies in grocery stores
browsing the internet excessively
drawing with my Cintiq
perpetually cleaning my apartment
figuring out what to do in school (that's right, I haven't gone yet!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm decent at drawing and taking pictures.
Asking very pointed questions.
Making social situations more awkward than necessary.
Giving a mean BJ.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My soft voice.
My skinny arms.
My big smile.
I seem kinda young.
I might be a bit fey, but not flamboyant
I love my slouchy hat.
I can be very self-deprecating
I'm very open-minded
Some people have told me I look like a model, but i'm sure most people think i'm pretty weird-looking and just don't feel the need to comment on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I want to preface this section by saying it really isn't necessery that we share the same specific interests. I've learned that music, book, and movie tastes really aren't a reliable indicator of personal compatibility.
But it can help :)

Movies:
Inland Empire, Perfect Blue, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Enter the Void, Antichrist, Fantastic Planet, Ghost in the Shell , Akira, Safe, Gummo, Under The Skin , Mister Lonely
etc.

surrealism and whatthefuckery of all sorts.
weird, creepy, dark, morbid, esoteric, psychedelic, campy,
I cant get enough of it...

Music:
the Cocteau Twins, Diane Cluck, Animal Collective, Portishead, Bjork, Massive Attack, Marissa Nadler, Xiu Xiu, Panda Bear, Efterklang , Neon Indian, Joanna Newsom , the knife, Lapalux , Synkro , Flying Lotus , Delorean , M.I.A. , Slowdive, FKA Twigs

dreampop, chillwave, vapourwave, experimental, indie, electronic etc.
anything cutting-edge, unique, and unusual

Books:
The Painted Bird, Diaspora, A Confederacy of Dunces, Childhood's End, The Selfish Gene , Brave New World , Neuromancer , the Death of Ivan Ilyich , We, The Gods Themselves, rendezvous with rama , Beauty Labyrinth of Razors, The Laughing Vampire , Guns Germs and Steel

TV:
Aeon Flux, Daria, Home Movies, Arrested Development , Serial Experiments Lain

Food:
I am a seasoned Asian food enthusiast. With such favorites as,

Natto, kimchi, TTeokkbokki, Various Chinese buns, beef tendon, chicken feet, other Dim Sum, lavender milk tea (with grass jelly) <3.
And that's not all! I'm very adventurous and would sincerely like to find a partner for future exotic food expeditions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good music
soundcloud
internet access
Reddit
Youtube
black clothes
novelty
my dick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh, y'know... All the things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
foreveralone
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been on this site for years but have barely used it out of shyness and lack of time.
If you have tried to contact me before and found yourself bereft of a response, I apologize, I might have liked you but just couldn't respond at the time.
But I do have the time and state of mind right now to actually meet new people.
So let's do that?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have more to say than:
"hi",
"I don't know why i'm sending you this message, lol", or
"you're weird hurr hurr but I don't mind",
etc.

If you have a foreskin and are proud of it :)
If you are significantly more low-key and introverted than most and consequently feel isolated.
You enjoy typing long, eloquent messages to people.
You have cute animal videos/pics to show me.

If you'd enjoy clambering along the Scarborough bluffs. Or Journeying up to some random asian mall for quintessential WASP gawkery.

Or perhaps we could peruse the food stalls along Bathurst and Dundas, stop to purchase 2 Balut. Link arms as we devour our respective partially-developed duck fetuses, as blood drips in sensual scarlet rivulets down our chins?...

Let's just do it.
Let's just be best friends.
We'll skip all of the small talk, awkwardness and difficulty of getting to know each-other and just accept each-other as we are:
two humans who desire a little company before oblivion.