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p2501

36 New Haven, CT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swahili (Okay), Hungarian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yay....... Mandatory questions....

There's about an 80 Percent chance you know me from my job(s). I read A lot... no, ...A lot. My parole officer says that I am Supposed to be making what she calls "good life choices" . Portions of that sentence may have been a joke.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hiding from Mossad, in addition to work, yet more work, the wheel of pain, and trying to find a decent cigar shop around here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, Terrorizing local Anti-abortion groups, Defenestrating, Jeopardy. Stuff and of course Things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have A huge vascular discoloration on my head, and/or i just said something rather horrible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
I lack an effective and concise way to list any or all of them.

Food
virtually anything, except East African, that's not really food, it's sort of a low velocity horror show. Also, Guy Fieri is a leprous pile of fermented scabs given human form. Not exactly food related, but i really needed to get that out, and this seemed like a decent enough place.

Music.
It would be a shorter list to simply name the things i don't like. Also, if you even remotely like Randy Newman, help the rest of us out and kill yourself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air.
My Phone.
Incendiaries.
My cat.
Water
The Number H
Whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
there is no set pattern.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More than likely working, though you really need to clarify the term "typical"?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
wow, what an astounding mood killer of a question.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Reasons are silly things.