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p2501

36 M New Haven, CT

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swahili (Okay), Hungarian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Yay....... Mandatory questions....

There's about an 80 Percent chance you know me from my job(s). I read A lot... no, ...A lot. My parole officer says that I am Supposed to be making what she calls "good life choices" . Portions of that sentence may have been a joke.
What I’m doing with my life
Hiding from Mossad, in addition to work, yet more work, the wheel of pain, and trying to find a decent cigar shop around here.
I’m really good at
Talking, Terrorizing local Anti-abortion groups, Defenestrating, Jeopardy. Stuff and of course Things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have A huge vascular discoloration on my head, and/or i just said something rather horrible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
I lack an effective and concise way to list any or all of them.

Food
virtually anything, except East African, that's not really food, it's sort of a low velocity horror show. Also, Guy Fieri is a leprous pile of fermented scabs given human form. Not exactly food related, but i really needed to get that out, and this seemed like a decent enough place.

Music.
It would be a shorter list to simply name the things i don't like. Also, if you even remotely like Randy Newman, help the rest of us out and kill yourself.
The six things I could never do without
Air.
My Phone.
Incendiaries.
My cat.
Water
The Number H
Whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
there is no set pattern.
On a typical Friday night I am
More than likely working, though you really need to clarify the term "typical"?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
wow, what an astounding mood killer of a question.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Reasons are silly things.