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32 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:44pm
Asian, White
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
English, Korean

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My self-summary
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Just got out of the military and moved to Denver. Back to civilaztion I go.


If the Universe can play jokes, then I'm its blazing hot, closing bit! I'm a 6'3'', Half-Korean, Half-Italian, metrosexual, part-time comedian stationed in good old West Texas. By day, I'm in military intelligence. By night, I write horrible jokes about my mediocre life. One day, I aspire to be addicted to pain relief medication. I'm using comedy as a vehicle to get myself there. Cool? I know, right!

All jokes aside (this happens rarely), I'm a pretty laid back fellow. I'm old school when it comes to respect, especially when respecting ladies. My on-stage persona may disagree, but in real life, I'm actually pretty sensitive. I'm also old school with my approach to human communications. For example, I prefer phone conversation over texting and speaking in person over skyping. Though, I will make due for the tech-savvy generation. Especially if they love Battlestar Galactica as much as myself!
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently, I'm in the military where I serve the function as a Korean Linguist Instructor. I would like to pursue comedy afterwards, but if the economy continues to decline, I may start selling bootleg DVD's out of my trunk. Mix-tapes, always an option, especially if this were the 90's.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh and for people to hate me when I can't make them laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Tallest. Asian. Ever. Oh, and handsome?! Sign me UP!"
- No one ever
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Song of Ice and Fire (pre-TV show [Game of Thrones] because I'm a hipster nerd like that), Herman Hesse self-realization novels (so, like all of them), David Icke anything, "The Secret," "The Walking Dead," "Mad Men," "Breaking Bad."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This dumb question embodies everything I hate, six times over.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comedy and how I can make fun of people more effectively.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either boozing to forget I'm in San Angelo or playing Call of Duty because I'm a guy. Surely, not having sex.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Watch me do a set and you'll see 7-10 minutes of this.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You find me hilarious and dashing. Why else?