Just got out of the military and moved to Denver. Back to
civilaztion I go.
If the Universe can play jokes, then I'm its blazing hot, closing
bit! I'm a 6'3'', Half-Korean, Half-Italian, metrosexual, part-time
comedian stationed in good old West Texas. By day, I'm in military
intelligence. By night, I write horrible jokes about my mediocre
life. One day, I aspire to be addicted to pain relief medication.
I'm using comedy as a vehicle to get myself there. Cool? I know,
All jokes aside (this happens rarely), I'm a pretty laid back
fellow. I'm old school when it comes to respect, especially when
respecting ladies. My on-stage persona may disagree, but in real
life, I'm actually pretty sensitive. I'm also old school with my
approach to human communications. For example, I prefer phone
conversation over texting and speaking in person over skyping.
Though, I will make due for the tech-savvy generation. Especially
if they love Battlestar Galactica as much as myself!
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I'm in the military where I serve the function as a
Korean Linguist Instructor. I would like to pursue comedy
afterwards, but if the economy continues to decline, I may start
selling bootleg DVD's out of my trunk. Mix-tapes, always an option,
especially if this were the 90's.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and for people to hate me when I can't make
The first things people usually notice about me
"Tallest. Asian. Ever. Oh, and handsome?! Sign me UP!"
- No one ever
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Song of Ice and Fire (pre-TV show [Game of Thrones] because I'm a
hipster nerd like that), Herman Hesse self-realization novels (so,
like all of them), David Icke anything, "The Secret," "The Walking
Dead," "Mad Men," "Breaking Bad."
The six things I could never do without
This dumb question embodies everything I hate, six times over.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Comedy and how I can make fun of people more effectively.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either boozing to forget I'm in San Angelo or playing Call of Duty
because I'm a guy. Surely, not having sex.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Watch me do a set and you'll see 7-10 minutes of this.
You should message me if
You find me hilarious and dashing. Why else?