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NoamDePlume

34 M Hamilton, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a city dweller (or urbanite, if you will). I need to be close to everything and living in a culturally relevant place. I like being able walk or bike to places and not having to drive everywhere.

My brain is cluttered with useless geography/history trivia and old TV/movie lines.

I tend to be a bit of a lefty-pinko-socialist in my political beliefs, and one day aspire to world domination. All will tremble in terror before my generous social programs and progressive environmental management!!!

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

What else...

I've been told I'm one in a million*

*Editor's note: Given that there are over seven billion people on earth it is therefore reasonable to assume there are over seven thousand people like him. Maybe more as this is a subjective statement based on a small number of reviews and not any empirical studies.
What I’m doing with my life
I live in Downtown Hamilton. I've lived in other parts of the city and in other great cities, but I like it here the best. I intend to live in this or some other urban area for the rest of my life. I'm not particularly fond of the suburbs - in fact I quite hate everything about them. Plus I feel like this is a very open and accepting community, on a level I usually didn't see during my stints in the suburbs... Or maybe it's just that I grew up here and I'm too lazy to change.

I have a dog - a five year old Border Collie - who believes everyone is his friend by the sheer fact of their existence. I usually like going on hikes with him or watching him bound through a snowy field. He can be a pain in the ass, but I love him. I'd like to get another dog... and a cat... or two... and a hedgehog.

I play/write music with my friends. We're not very good... in fact we're quite terrible. But we just do it for the fun; no gigs or anything. It's just something fun and creative to do on a Saturday afternoon. I usually play bass, but I'm also "good" at playing guitar and I dabble in drums.

I enjoy knitting as a creative art and I've taken to making my own patterns and knitting stuffed animals and other objects for friends (This is not a joke, pictures available on request). I try to maintain a garden every spring/summer. I'm also good at sewing and fixing/building things. Pretty much good with my hands in general.

I read up on anything to do with history, Anthropology, politics, science... whatnot. I've actually became co-organizer of a book club that I attended monthly. We'd meet at a pretentious dive and aggressively express our thoughts on the book based on how much we'd had to drink. I find it's helped introduce me to new books I otherwise wouldn't have read; sometimes for the better, sometimes not. The book club disbanded after two and a half years due to lack of interest from everyone but my sister and myself. I'm hoping to get it going again soon.

I like travelling - especially road trips - and wish I did more of it. I love exploring different cities; seeing the architecture and historical sites and trying out what the local breweries offer. I also have a weird habit of collecting transit maps from various cities. Camping is also of great enjoyment to me. Mostly, it's the typical pop up a tent and get drunk around a fire kind of camping - which I love - But I really want to find someone who wants to go backwoods camping with me; where you have to hike, bike, or canoe to the site.
I’m really good at
Well I don't want to brag, but... [awkward throat clearing cough]...

Let's move on shall we.
The first things people usually notice about me
...is a secret known only to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
You can read all of this if you want but I really don't think it's all that important (Yet, I've still obsessively listed them all in alphabetical order).

Books:
The Bible Against itself • A Canticle for Lebowitz • Catch Twenty Two • Fahrenheit 451 • The Goon (graphic novel) • Grapes of Wrath • Brave New World • Handmaid’s Tale • Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy • House of Leaves • I am Legend • Lord of the Flies • Nineteen Eighty Four • Oryx and Crake • A People’s History of the United States • Shogun • Slaughterhouse Five • The Tick (Graphic Novel) • Time Quake • To Kill a Mockingbird • Walking Dead (graphic novel) • Wasteland (Graphic Novel) • World War Z • Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

Interweb stuff: Amazing Superpowers • CGP Grey • Cracked • Crash Course • Half In The Bag • Hark A Vagrant • Hyperbole And A Half • Mr. Plinket • Natalie Dee • Nothing Nice To Say • The Oatmeal • SMBC • Subnormality • Three Word Phrase • Toothpaste For Dinner

I've lost many hours ensnared in Wikipedia's icy grip.

Movies:
Enough with the remakes and reboots! I don't want to pay twelve bucks to see a movie I have on DVD already.
Alien & Aliens • Amityville Horror • The Big Lebowski • Blade Runner • The ‘Burbs • Back to the Future • Clerks • The Corporation • Erik the Viking • Evil Dead • Fight Club • Friday the 13th (most of them) • Grendel Grendel Grendel • Hot Fuzz • Idiocracy • Jurassic Park • Life of Brian • The Matrix • The Meaning Of Life • Monty Python And The Holy Grail • Nightmare on Elm Street (most of them) • Night of the Living Dead (and most of its follow ups) • O Brother Where Art Thou • Office Space • Robocop • Sean of the Dead • Seven • Shawshank Redemption • StarWars (the original trilogy) • Thirteenth Warrior • The Usual Suspects • V for Vendetta • Wayne’s World

Shows:
Holy crap TV is awful. Enough with the damn laugh tracks. Also, the bud light premium commercials need to be tried for crimes against humanity.
Arrested Development • Archer • Black Adder • Breaking Bad • Buffy • Carnivale • Corner Gas • Dead Like Me • Doctor Who • Family Guy • Extras • Flight of the Conchords • Futurama • Greg the Bunny • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia • Life and times of Tim • King of the Hill • M*A*S*H • Metalocalypse • Mission Hill • Mr. Show • The Oblongs • Portlandia • QI • Red vs Blue • Ricky Gervais Show • Rome • Saturday Night Live • Seinfeld • The Simpsons • Supernatural • TED Talks • 30 Rock • The Tick (both animated and live action) • Ugly Americans • Upright Citizens’ Brigade • Venture Brothers • Walking Dead (I find it mediocre, but I can’t stop watching for some reason).

Music:
Atom and His Package • BA Johnston • Closet Monster • Digger • Dillinger Four • 88 Fingers Louie • Falling Sickness • The Flatliners • GFK • Gob • The Good Lovlies • Good Riddance • Lagwagon • The Lawrence Arms • Library Voices • Lowest of the Low/Ron Hawkins • Mustard Plug • No Use For A Name • Portico • Propagandhi • Screeching Weasel • Strung Out • Terra Lightfoot • Wax Mannequin • The Weakerthans/John K Samson • Wizo

Food:
I am a vegetarian but I do eat seafood occasionally; hence the "mostly" part up there. I have a particular fondness for Indian and Middle-Eastern food (more chickpeas!)... and Mexican... and sushi... and well, everything basically. Also, I make a mean baked macaroni and cheese.

I'm kind of a beer aficionado (also known as a snob or high-functioning alcoholic) and hoppy beers are my favourite; IPAs, and most anything from Flying Monkey. Craft beer has ruined my taste buds... and my wallet...
The six things I could never do without
Hydrogen
Oxygen
Carbon
Nitrogen
Phosphorous
Iron
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Besides the obvious?

Every damned thing on the planet. You know when you can't stop your mind from moving over every subject imaginable?

... Oh... well I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bar with some friends, droning on about something people have long since stopped listening to. As a beer snob you'll find me at only the finest dive bars.

I prefer laid-back dive bars over noisy pubs and I prefer noisy pubs over dance clubs (Hey that rhymes!). Ergo, I don't care for loud crowded places.

I guess that's more of an ideal Friday, not a typical. It could just as easily be staying in... also might be a Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Don't let this profile fool you, I'm actually kind of funny in real life.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you think we'd get along. That sounds pretty logical to me.