According to many, I'm a cute guy with a dog. Of course this is a completely subjective analysis... The cute part I mean; I objectively have a dog. Of course that doesn't describe who I am. It just proves that I can babble complete nonsense.
I guess I'm intelligent; many people have said I am. However, I don't have any readily available test results to confirm it. Plus, I think it's the kind of intelligence that can't manifest itself in meaningful ways. My brain is mostly cluttered with useless geography/history trivia and old TV/movie lines.
I play/write music , and if I do say so myself, I'm really quite terrible. I play bass guitar guitar. I also "know" how to play the drums, but don't have the coordination to pull it off very well. I'm also told I do a spot on John K Samson. If you ask nicely I'll show it off. I knit and crochet. I'm also good fixing/building things. Pretty much good at anything with my hands in general.
I tend to be a bit of a lefty-pinko-socialist in my political beliefs, and one day aspire to world domination. All will tremble in terror before my generous social programs and progressive environmental management!!!
If you're one of those people who likes convenient categories, I'm INTJ (sometimes INTP if the moon aligns just right)
Basically, what you're looking at is an aging hipster punk desperately avoiding being ordinary *shudder*.
um... What else...
I've been told I'm one in a million*
*Editor's note: Given that there are over seven billion people on earth it is therefore reasonable to assume there are over seven thousand people like him. Maybe more, as this is a subjective statement based on a small number of reviews and not any empirical studies.